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by Woody
Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:58 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Rugby
Replies: 254
Views: 56549

Re: Rugby

England expertly snatched defeat from the the jaws of victory against the Aussies ~X(
by Woody
Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:49 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 2505
Views: 144935

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

Went with the family to The Tower of London Illuminated Poppy Field event last night, some quite moving scenes and also going around The Tower at night was a unique experience.

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by Woody
Sun Nov 10, 2024 12:11 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

It is the funeral of a parking warden.

The vicar hears a knocking noise, apparently coming from the coffin. He leans in and hears a weak voice saying "I'm not dead, open the lid."

"Too late, pal." says the vicar "I've done the f*cking paperwork."
by Woody
Wed Nov 06, 2024 10:37 pm
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: Jetways Viciously Attack Boeing Planes
Replies: 2
Views: 90

Re: Jetways Viciously Attack Boeing Planes

Cape Town jetty joins in the fun :-o

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by Woody
Wed Nov 06, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
Replies: 577
Views: 63977

Re: Caption Competition......

I told you that the coffee was too hot!
by Woody
Tue Nov 05, 2024 5:15 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Mark Francois has been made Shadow Defence Minister :)) :)) :))

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by Woody
Tue Nov 05, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

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by Woody
Tue Nov 05, 2024 9:45 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he...
by Woody
Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:27 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Woody wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2024 9:45 am
Kemi Bedenoch says she is only selecting the strongest possible candidates for her shadow cabinet, that’s going to be a challenge :-?
Laura Trott is the new Shadow Education Secretary, it’s obviously a very shallow pool of candidates :-o
by Woody
Mon Nov 04, 2024 9:45 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Kemi Bedenoch says she is only selecting the strongest possible candidates for her shadow cabinet, that’s going to be a challenge :-?
by Woody
Sun Nov 03, 2024 8:32 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ......
by Woody
Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:06 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

...if you get a link called
'free porn' don't opin it.
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by Woody
Sat Nov 02, 2024 10:09 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

6th leader in 9 years for the party of stability =))
by Woody
Sat Nov 02, 2024 6:19 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Only just over 4000 members in total voted for the gruesome twosome than voted for Boris in 2019, quite an impressive collapse in membership.
by Woody
Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Kemi Badenoch has been elected as the new leader of the Conservative Party, 1922 Committee chairman Bob Blackman has announced.
The evil of two lessers :((
by Woody
Fri Nov 01, 2024 8:17 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

You couldn’t make it up :))

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by Woody
Fri Nov 01, 2024 12:47 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 2505
Views: 144935

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

OFSO wrote:
Fri Nov 01, 2024 9:00 am
Looks like we'll spend a day in BCN this month with knee surgeon setting up a February replacement for Mrs.
Your replacing the Mrs?
by Woody
Thu Oct 31, 2024 4:06 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6714
Views: 326026

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Hundreds of truckles of cheddar worth more than £300,000 have been stolen from London cheese specialist Neal’s Yard Dairy. Fraudsters posing as legitimate wholesalers received the 950 clothbound cheeses from the Southwark-based company before it was realised they were a fake firm. Neal's Yard said ...
by Woody
Wed Oct 30, 2024 3:52 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11729
Views: 729670

Re: Friday Jokes

Twin Turbo Broom :D

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