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by david1300
Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:43 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10984
Views: 536466

Re: Friday Jokes

Found the ideal gift for Slasher this Christmas, in case anyone is planning to give him one (will need a bigger size, however, and no, not because he has big hands:
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by david1300
Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:18 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Stupidity goes deep!!!
Replies: 53
Views: 2527

Re: Stupidity goes deep!!!

Sometimes I really miss having 'like' button =))
by david1300
Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:55 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: To shave or not to shave, if you're a real man
Replies: 44
Views: 1026

Re: To shave or not to shave, if you're a real man

Well, this thread has taken an interesting turn Facially, I stopped shaving even before could grow a beard - as an 18 yo straight out of National Service. I still cannot understand why anyone would put a potentially lethal blade to their throat so early in the morning. Am I more aggressive, manly, y...
by david1300
Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:40 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Misread, misheard, misunderstood
Replies: 57
Views: 3059

Re: Misread, misheard, misunderstood

"The Ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind..." - I knew Bob Dylan was a bit out there, but his friends were way out ...

And I never understood Pat Benatar's invitation to "Hit me with your pet shark ..."
by david1300
Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:37 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Seeking help to track my ... kitty
Replies: 9
Views: 286

Seeking help to track my ... kitty

I have a lot of interaction on pet sites (dogs, actually) as part of my business, and someone recommended this - The Worlds Smallest and Lightest GPS Tracker: m When I went to the site one of those annoying 'chat boxes' popped up, so doing my best Capetonian impersonation I thought I'd have some fun...
by david1300
Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:39 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10984
Views: 536466

Re: Friday Jokes

A SMALL town in Spain has been left a little red-faced after their annual culinary festival was advertised as something a little more X-rated. Festival organisers from town of As Pontes had unveiled a new website to coincide with the lead up to the event in which townsfolk celebrate a leafy green ve...
by david1300
Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Something uplifting for a change
Replies: 4
Views: 301

Re: Something uplifting for a change

And another dog rescue story, this time a Staffie that was rescued from the pound a year ago leads rescuers to her 82 year-old owner: An English Staffy named Kiara has been hailed a hero after she led rescuers to an 84-year-old man lost at Colo in Sydney's north-west. Bruised and battered, 84-year-o...
by david1300
Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:22 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Something uplifting for a change
Replies: 4
Views: 301

Re: Something uplifting for a change

And local people rally together to rescue a dog belonging to a homeless man: DETERMINED locals refusing to give up when the experts abandoned their bid to rescue homeless man’s dog have been rewarded, digging the pooch out of a wombat burrow last night. MORE than $70,000 had been spent on manpower a...
by david1300
Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:36 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Grimpen Mire of Grammar
Replies: 15
Views: 816

Re: Grimpen Mire of Grammar

slfsfu wrote:Well, maybe in Wales we were taught English different, like :YMHUG:

I have to ask "what would a Welshman know about English? It's not like they speak it there, or anything".
by david1300
Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: OK, guys, now...
Replies: 13
Views: 410

Re: OK, guys, now...

Of course you do know that everything you see on TV has been edited to make the point the producer want to make, and most truth ends up on the editing room floor :p :p
by david1300
Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:50 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Alcoholic Australians
Replies: 34
Views: 862

Re: Alcoholic Australians

?..I assert that US Starbucks dark roast is the best coffee you're going to find out there on the road, anywhere in the world. And refills are free once you work the system. Any establishment that has to offer sickly sweet flavoured syrups to mask the true underlying taste of their coffee cannot be...
by david1300
Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:16 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Get rid of Henry
Replies: 60
Views: 1986

Re: Get rid of Henry

I agree with these posts: Henry, I like Alison and don't like it when you are rude to her. She is very patient with you and deserves a lot more respect than you show her. Seems to me it's a lot of attention seeking, like a naughty child. Does you no credit. Well Henry sad to say but IMHO you seem to...
by david1300
Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:23 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Australian Cookies
Replies: 7
Views: 282

Re: Australian Cookies

Appears to be a very practical option to a problem apparently unique to HC ;)
by david1300
Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:20 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The first recird yiu bought
Replies: 39
Views: 1000

Re: The first recird yiu bought

The Rain, The Park and Other Things by the Cowsills, really for the title track. I was a romantic back then :ymblushing:

Next album was 'In a Gadda-da-Vida' by Iron Butterfly, with the full 17 min+ version taking up the full B-side of the album. That was a while back :-s
by david1300
Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:54 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rugby Word Cup 2015
Replies: 101
Views: 3678

Re: Rugby Word Cup 2015

m Following a full review of match officials’ performance, the World Rugby match official selection committee has clarified the decision made by referee Craig Joubert to award a penalty to Australia for offside in the 78th minute of the Rugby World Cup 2015 quarter-final between Australia and Scotla...
by david1300
Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:10 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Formula 1
Replies: 86
Views: 3285

Re: Formula 1

It certainly was a great race - well worth watching. Some overtaking in areas that have previously been deemed as follow-the-leader sections
by david1300
Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:11 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Chemtrails - Proof as an FR forgets to turn 'em off....
Replies: 5
Views: 388

Re: Chemtrails - Proof as an FR forgets to turn 'em off....

At least the auto shut-off valves worked as soon as was WoW ;) Pilots - can't they ever get the pre-landing checklist right :))
by david1300
Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rugby Word Cup 2015
Replies: 101
Views: 3678

Re: Rugby Word Cup 2015

Sprint Rubbish. They might not play it but they know who the Wallaby's are and Rugby Union is. And regardless they will still not bother to go and watch. On the TV news the other night they showed a small segment interviewing people in London about this tournament. It was amazing to me that they sh...
by david1300
Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:57 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Marijuana
Replies: 18
Views: 894

Re: Marijuana

Never smoked it, never had the urge to "experiment", but from working with people I can agree with this quote from a schoolteacher: “I hate pot. I hate it even more than hard drugs. I’ve taught high school for 25 years and I hate what marijuana does to my students. It goes beyond missing h...
by david1300
Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:00 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: When and what was your "finest half hour" ?
Replies: 33
Views: 1686

Re: When and what was your "finest half hour" ?

Probably the first half hour after our first son was born - difficult birth, needing to be C section at midnight on Easter Sunday. I felt amazing.

Now on the other hand, if you were asking about the finest 3 minutes ... =)) :-\ :p