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Wait till they send in the Legion. The (un)synchronised mincing is comedy gold.

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Extend it to politicians and you may just be on to something.

Whiff of the Bowers Fly Baby about it but I know it's something else. Can't put my finger on the name.

ExSp33db1rd wrote:

If you are a senior officer or expert,

'EXPERT' ..... X is the unknown quantity, and a spurt is a drip under pressure. ( sorry, not new I know, just seemed timely to remember ! )

Always knew it as ' Ex, as in has been...'

She can be a little cow. Have to watch her or she goes walkabout looking for beer and chips. Got a bit pushy yesterday so spent the day mostly on the leash learning how to behave like a Princess again.

One likes all animals except those one has previously mentioned. GSD is a booze hound and has a taste for beer. While attention diverted last night she climbed up on the seat next to a customer having his pint and shoved her nose in there for a slurp. He took it well and accepted a new pint but Girl...

I am sure that this has been raised before and will be raised again: LOUD SO CALLED MUSIC. F#cking jungle bunny telecom company has got a party 2 kms away. Yes, 2 kms. It is as if it is the other side of our fence. Which f#cking bastards gave them independence so that they have to celebrate like th...

Maybe in some countries, but still wouldn't work in this neck of the woods as all the natives are terrible drivers whatever their age. If Ex-Ascot had his way none of them would be allowed to drive. Off topic. There are no consequences for driving like a mong due to police wuckfittery so it becomes...

The usual lip service and sound bites to give the appearance of doing something. The reality is that half the cops themselves would be walking funny if any ball crushing took place. The other half are too lazy to get off their arses and prefer to fulfil their main function of keeping a seat warm wai...

Solar panels are highly susceptible to the effects of artillery bombardment and judicious selection of ammo leaves no evidence. Ice cubes out of the freezer just melt away and dry up leaving no forensic traces. Alison The density is somewhat lacking, making yer plain ice cube a little light for the...

Unless the ratio of parking spots in an area exceeds the non parking spots by a factor of twenty, the parking officers should be regarded as slightly shoutier car guards. Sadly, it's nothing more than revenue generation in order to pay pointless wastes of blood and organs like diversity outreach coo...

And arn't them slippy, or is that just my crap, grippless, energy saving tyres ? It is like that on the island with the first rain after a long summer. Frog bitch causing problems in front of us is now saying that if we don't approve mains power to our village she will put solar panels up on her ro...

Ex-Ascot wrote:

A Lutra Continua wrote:Nurries! Find you a good spot near the taps.

Tuesday 10th July impact JNB 10.30.

Bloody hell! You'll have a thirst on you by then. Will lay in an extra vat of maiden's tears.

One has no accent. You lot on the other hand...


TBQH I has been accused of being a filfy forriner, despite being borned and grootgemaak in ve Transvaal and living here my whole life. Die donderse mense dink ek's 'n uitlander.

Saw a local production of Aida in Joburg, the star of the show was a cheetah on a leash! Didn't sing, but was quite unperturbed being led around the stage, with all the music & singing going on. Edited to add: Was it that long ago? Cheetahs behave more like dogs than cats and once used to human...

Standard behaviour and the cops are too dumb, lazy and ***** to do a damned thing about it. They'd rather intimidate women alone in their vehicles in order to extract bribes.

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Oh dear. It appears the usual suspects have been caught out up to their usual shenanigans. Trade union Solidarity has won its appeal to the South African Human Rights Commission (SAHRC) regarding the exclusion of white males from South African Airways (SAA) cadet programme. This finding reverses the...

Si. Thing that always amused me in Singas was the eagerness to break the law. You'll see people look around furtively before gobbing up a lung oyster or dropping a bit of garbage on the ground, often right next to a bin or close to a sign forbidding it. Low key rebellion of sorts, I suppose. Either ...

Nurries! Find you a good spot near the taps.