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Shirley they could ram a plug in from outside as a temporary measure?

In Polruan, Cornwall, in the 1960s, the grocer was Mr Rice, and the butcher, Mr Body.

Stunning. Absolutely stunning. Thanks, Alison.

If Weight Watchers' programs are any good - how come Oprah's still fat?

The latest episode in the Sussex search for 'privacy' - an interview with Ellen Degenerate.

DM Quote: "Ellen and the Duchess are close friends having met years ago at a dog shelter..."

Would that be as fellow inmates?

I wonder who was the pretentious pseudo-intellectual prat who decided that 'processes' should be pronounced 'pross-ess-eeze'?

By Richard Littlejohn in today's Daily Mail: "As long-suffering readers of this column will be aware, I cut my teeth as an industrial correspondent, covering countless stand-offs between employers and trades unions. The miners’ strike, the steel strike, the engineering strike, the Ford strike, the B...

Or Bath.

Or Bathurst.

Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑

Tue May 25, 2021 7:20 am

Not sure where they go for the winter. And, before anyone comes up with bright ideas not Battersea.

Must be Batley, then.

Somebody looking for me??

larsssnowpharter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:27 am

Lovely long walk with the Black Bitch this morning

... and H didn't mind?

ricardian wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:06 am

1976 when they refused to let her register our pedigree GSD and didn't return her 7s/6d

[Pedant Mode]
But... but... but... wasn't D-Day 15 Feb 1971???
[/Pedant Mode]

ian16th wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:05 am

Rump is the choice in this house.

Better brace yerself, Mrs 16th...

Rest in peace, Sir Tom.

OFSO wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:18 pm

I seem to remember that in an early Private Eye there was a reprint of a genuine obit of a politician (South African?) which read along the lines of "He was a rotten bastard. May he roast in hell. "

Should save that for when Chump's turn comes. And, Lord, please make it soon.

Or are they? Try this one from our local paper a few days ago. First one I've seen which includes arson as a hobby...

https://obituaries.tj.news/obituary/mar ... 1081470903

Er... Smeagol:

walk around a similar open space with a bat in hand and whack a ball with a friend!

You might keep more friends if you whack the ball with the bat instead...