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The "SUV" in question is similar to this. https://www.hitechmotorsllc.com/inventory/view/9425464/1997-Ford-Expedition-4-Dr-Eddie-Bauer-SUV/ This old of vehicle would typically seat 5 people, 2 front 3 rear. This happened in Imperial County in South Eastern California, East of San Diego and South of ...

"A rooster that had been fitted with a knife for an illegal cockfight has killed its owner in southern India."

If they find that rooster guilty of murder, he's gonna fry.

"The 40-year-old mom-of-one, who was known as Monika to her legion of fans on Instagram, was thrown from the bike and died before the emergency services could reach her."

Jesus. Just how far was she thrown?

G-CPTN wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:58 pm

11Fan wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:25 pm

After half of the hose is in the hole, decided that was enough.
Unfortunately, despite an hour of pulling, hose would not come back out of the hole.

Should've left the water on . . .

G-CPTN, Good advice, albeit 52 years too late.

PN, What hose?

13 year old genius (your storyteller for this event) spies a Gopher (rodent) hole in the rear yard and decides to flood the buggers out. Takes the brand new garden hose, opens the valve full blast and sticks the hose in the hole. Thought crosses mind, keep pushing the hose down the hole as it widens...

Current: https://www.windy.com/?29.478,-92.955,7

"She is certainly out of the pool for the time being and maybe permanently."

Depends on the body cast.

I've never advanced beyond "two-finger hunt and peck" despite years of lessons as a critter.

I'd love to play. I just don't want to spend the time learning how.

Funny though, I'm a bit ambidextrous, but I just can't pull it off.

Maybe something for retirement......hmm

I don't know if I could get through it to be honest. For certain, I can't bring myself to watch the movie.

I well up just reading this........

In my book, those passengers were Heroes, by any standard.

Then there's this tired old thing....... http://www.hendess.net/london.htm

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

Sound required for link to provide any measure of humor.

It get's better. As it turns out, Stormy Daniels' former lawyer Michael Avenatti's co-conspirator in this is Mark Geragos. As it turns out, he is the one representing Jessie Smollett - the latter whom as you may remember as the actor who paid to have his own ass kicked in Chicago (also known as MAGA...

Remember that Porn Star and her Lawyer? Remember that he tried to go after President Trump?

Watch the news.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Karma is a bitch and her stripper name is Stormy.

A buddy of mine has one near his phone/answering machine and when he's home he screens all of his calls, letting them go to the machine.

I have been bothering him a bit lately by calling him and then waiting until the recording starts and then yelling "ALEXA, Play Van Halen, Volume 10.

"If I wanted to hear from you, I'd shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a sock puppet."

Much better face to face with an uprising arm gesture.

Nicked from some movie....

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that the only reason that AOC's Little Green Man Deal was released was to divert some attention from the "Me Three" crap going on in Virginia? Her little plan is a non-starter, and frankly I've seen less back-peddling watching the Tour de France in reverse then ha...

Boac,

There's a thread running over here on it.

http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/cargo ... ticle.html

The only badge I ever got was in Primary School.

"Most Humble Child In Class"

Bastards took it away from me when I wore it.

"It appears that now he has hit 89, old Hef has decided to call time on total nudity in his famous magazine"

He probably figured it couldn't stand on its own anymore.

Well, it was difficult, I'll admit that. There must have been some strange type of paper they were using back then too as the pages were always stuck together.