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by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:24 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 7143
Views: 111523
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Major Gowen (RIP) used to get dressed up for that Woody.


by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:58 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Last two letters start the next word v2.
Replies: 540
Views: 5801
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Re: Last two letters start the next word v2.

Earhole - something one might've copped a belt over if one did something really dumb in the sim, esp if one was a cadet in the good old days.

Sadly destructors aren't allowed to do it anymore.
by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:45 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Limerick Thread
Replies: 1587
Views: 12572
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Re: The Limerick Thread

Saying "It will be quite a farce
If you cum in my arse
So shoot on my bum cheeks instead."
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I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:25 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 7143
Views: 111523
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Slasher would you be permanently based away from home and not getting a few days in a row off each month as you did in ME? If yes it seems hard. A cough cold is bothering me. I went to bed earlier last night and woke up earlier. It seems I am on a permanent sleep ovedraft. No RiS. The Contract* wit...
by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:49 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Bombing in Sri Lanka.
Replies: 11
Views: 157
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Re: Bombing in Sri Lanka.

Ap's mate today managed to forward a video she took shortly after the bombs went off. Last time she only sent pics before Whatsapp was closed by the Sri guvmint which I mentioned in my above post. I've seen some pretty horrendous sh!t first hand in my time ...but christ I wasn't prepared to see this...
by Slasher
Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:18 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Metric/Imperial Rulers
Replies: 41
Views: 275
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Re: Metric/Imperial Rulers

The speed of light is defined as 299,972,000 m/sec - tantalisingly close to a nice round 300 mill. IIRC there was talk once of redefining the metre so that the round number could be achieved. It was knocked on the head. Oh and one's manhood has been measured in cm for some time now. Sounds much more...
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Limerick Thread
Replies: 1587
Views: 12572
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Re: The Limerick Thread

"It'd make for good girly chat."
Ok for small keyholes
Maybe cute Barbie dolls?
And the squirrel in Ice Age called Scrat.
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"It's quality not quantity!" I said.
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 7143
Views: 111523
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

No, spending all day in bed watching in-house movies and only getting up for dunny visits and answering the door for room service. No bottling of pee nor toenail collecting.

I was wondering if The Chair had procreated before it was either murdered, severely injured or chairnapped?

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by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Morning. 6.50am in HKG. No storms or rain yesterday and none forecast tomorrow. Apsara said our residence got its first thundery yesterday which I worked out was a reasonable downpour. Our fancy met puter thingy box recorded an initial gust of 25kt and temp dropped from 41C to 24. Thai TV she says f...
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:45 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Kitchen Makeover
Replies: 32
Views: 243
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Re: The Kitchen Makeover

So the Fliegses home centre showpiece is now the kitchen? At our digs it's the large downstairs guest bathroom complete with huge bath, huge fancy shower and exquisite dunny. Both the King of Thailand and Liz Windsor would feel completely at home taking a dump on it.
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 2652
Views: 79869
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Re: Friday Jokes

Bloke gets stuck while shagging somebody else's missus. =))





Wonder if superglue was somehow involved...🤔


Anyone here speak Polish?
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:23 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The US Hamster Wheel
Replies: 4705
Views: 61283
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Re: The US Hamster Wheel

Yeh but they haven't printed anything positive in its pages about Trump ever mate. Still reckon it's solely the profit motive behind it though, and an experiment in seeing the reaction to 3rd party contrary opinion.
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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Views: 111523
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

ricardian wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:15 am
The April edition of the Stronsay Limpet is now available online
I'm the first kid on the block in HKG to get it! 😀
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:16 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Well at least you were spared the painful emotions of having to identify the corpse sah.

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by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:59 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: BREXIT - A Poll & Discussion
Replies: 3526
Views: 46853
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Re: BREXIT - A Poll & Discussion

The resident marxist is on my Ignore list thus any links he posts aren't seen anyway. Everyone please remember to continue not quoting the ignoree's silly statements as a communal grace to save me and other ignorers from seeing 'em. Ta.
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:53 am
Forum: Engineering/Technical Discussions
Topic: FOD - Foreign Objects and Debris
Replies: 5
Views: 87
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Re: FOD - Foreign Objects and Debris

Ta Ross. 👍🏻
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Kitchen Makeover
Replies: 32
Views: 243
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Re: The Kitchen Makeover

Living in Oz it must've cost you a bloody fortune Fliegs. Still, your woman must be really ecstatic about it.
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:34 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Bombing in Sri Lanka.
Replies: 11
Views: 157
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Re: Bombing in Sri Lanka.

In Ap's case Whatsapp wasn't shut down in time. She has a friend in Sri who sent her her personal photos of the ruins not long after the detonations. They're pretty yekky with body parts and torso stumps among the rubble. Wouldn't blame Snowflakes freaking out if they saw the pics. They were covered...
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:18 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Antisemitism.
Replies: 73
Views: 793
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Re: Antisemitism.

Dunno RiS . Wasn't interested in what happens after should a maydaying El Al land, but yes I spose the Yanks and Riyadh would get together in a propaganda fest. The UAE would also jump on the bandwagon somehow to get some positive mileage out of it. And yes Israel does keep a lid particularly on the...
by Slasher
Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:08 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The US Hamster Wheel
Replies: 4705
Views: 61283
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Re: The US Hamster Wheel

Bit of a kick in the head for the Dems, the CNN's bald-headed eunuch and MSNBC's Rachel Madcow, to say nothing of the British Bullshit Corp and Oz ABC et al: https://youtu.be/gmtEcKYBb9o Also a kick in the arse for K&C, Hill (and Boac but not for the same reasons). Too little too late from the New Y...