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by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Last two letters start the next word v2.
Replies: 643
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Re: Last two letters start the next word v2.

Stereotype - a form of writing using a double-wording keyboard.
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:31 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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Views: 134547
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

No 'rash he was pipe-bludgeoned to death by 2 of his employees while he slept in bed at his farm.
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:22 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Limerick Thread
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Views: 13261
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Re: The Limerick Thread

But that didn't bother Cornelia.
So I climbed up on board
And dipped in me sword
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The US Hamster Wheel
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Views: 64827
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Re: The US Hamster Wheel

So you're agreeing with the CNN gothic skeleton that Trump should've just gone ahead and bombed the sh!t out of the ragheads over the downing of a radio-controlled aeroplane just to prove he's stable and doesn't do what you call 'flip-flops'? C'mon man...😏
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Limerick Thread
Replies: 1629
Views: 13261
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Re: The Limerick Thread

Though the sex might be rather bland.
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by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:46 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 8675
Views: 134547
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Only if your wife has had "This is the property of Mrs Woody!" tattooed on your dong mate! :-s
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 8675
Views: 134547
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Women with tattoos are an absolute turn off for me. She can have the best tits and ass on the planet but I'll still go "eeuu yuck!" I'm not talking about those little ❤️s just above the tush or something, I'm talking about those serious monstrosities reaching around the arms and legs. Couldn't care ...
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:52 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The disgraceful BBC
Replies: 90
Views: 1066
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Re: The disgraceful BBC

I recall being at a celebration party for the Labour victory at the 1992 General Election. Except, of course, they lost. The left wing simply cannot cope with losing, literally. I dunno who are the more dumber socialists - the ALP/Greenie brainless supporters in Oz, the clueless Corbyn/Labour suppo...
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:37 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 8675
Views: 134547
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

There's a bee saviour mob outside town where we live. Give 'em a ring and some guys will come over and take away the hive. Free service too. Saves time and effort flame-throwing the bloody thing. Ants are safe as long as they stay outside the house. We don't stomp drown nor penny-bung their nests. O...
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:25 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Chaos in Scotland.
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Views: 939
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Re: She's no oil painting

https://i.postimg.cc/DwzZ3Wzc/Weegie-Schemie.jpg That's true, but if I was forced to sit at gunpoint and watch either a pic of Diane Flabbot or Sturgeon for an hour I'd pick the latter. Last time I saw a pic of Sturge she was leading a LGBTI parade (what does the 'I' stand for? Idiots?). So I assum...
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:24 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The US Hamster Wheel
Replies: 4870
Views: 64827
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Re: The US Hamster Wheel

by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:31 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The disgraceful BBC
Replies: 90
Views: 1066
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Re: The disgraceful BBC

I haven't watch the Beeb for a couple of years now, along with its comrades CNN MSNBC ABC etc. I haven't even heard of Andrew O'Neil.

Only good things about the British Bullshit Cotp are its documentaries and wx reports.
by Slasher
Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:21 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Last two letters start the next word v2.
Replies: 643
Views: 6849
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Re: Last two letters start the next word v2.

Goth - exclamation made by thomeone with a lithp.
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The US Hamster Wheel
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Views: 64827
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Re: The US Hamster Wheel

What Pocahontas won't tell her fandom...


by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:57 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Last two letters start the next word v2.
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Re: Last two letters start the next word v2.

Lecher - a dirty old lewd Spanish man who enjoys breast milk.
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:47 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Quiz 3-19
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Re: Quiz 3-19

Last time I heard someone say the Baroque era was the music teacher at high school. We all thunk it was during a time when musicians were penniless.

For us still-young-at-hearters Stone could you throw in some Mark Knopfler and Stevie Ray Vaughn? The Ink Spots are about as far back as I care to go.
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The SICK Joke Thread
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Views: 29454
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Re: The SICK Joke Thread

Getting only 19 years is indeed a sick joke. Hopefully he'll have a 'tragic accident' soon while behind bars. If I was the beak the prick would've got a minimum of 30 years solitary on bread and water. Thin gruel of soup once a month. No exercise periods whatsoever outdoors. No parole neither. Compl...
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:58 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Views: 88096
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Re: Friday Jokes

That'll do just fine! 👍🏻 :)
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:27 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: What's the day today?
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Re: What's the day today?

It's the day after a day off. 😔

Also on this day in 1788 the US Constitution came into effect after NH became the 9th State to ratify it.

And in 1527 Machiavelli fell off his perch aged 57.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov (Sheherazade). Still alive 20 June 1908. Not still alive 21 June 1908 at 64.
by Slasher
Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:20 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Africa
Replies: 26
Views: 353
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Re: Africa

Except I blame the colonising poms for introducing to the natives the culture of neck ties, taxes, and bureaucratic red tape. As an e.g. Malaysia & Singapore.

At least everyone drives on the left.