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by Pontius Navigator
Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Lock-down, week two begins. Covid19
Replies: 19
Views: 160
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Re: Lock-down, week two begins. Covid19

What time do you get out of PJs in the morning and into them at night?

Do you browse clothes online for new outdoor togs or comfortable loungers?
by Pontius Navigator
Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:12 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Replies: 757
Views: 10504
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Ought Trump not to impose lock down on all recent immigrants and returning nationals? Found this: They must pay!” It's rumoured that Prince Harry could be forced to give up his Duke of Sussex title should he become a US citizen. An A1 visa would enable Harry to apply for citizenship in the US. Howev...
by Pontius Navigator
Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:08 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Coronabollocks..
Replies: 568
Views: 6277
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Re: Coronabollocks..

BM, cane toads perhaps?

Alison didn't mention pestilence.

I just had a thought, remember the Spanish introduced smallpox to the South Americans, they had no herd immunity then.
by Pontius Navigator
Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Coronabollocks..
Replies: 568
Views: 6277
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Re: Coronabollocks..

And another bright spot. When these lock downs are over there will be a huge amount of overdue sex to catch up on.
Should that be illicit sex?

I don't imagine the lock down has stopped the singlies breaching the 2 m rule.

Cue Ricardian posting a picture of two in full hazmat so engaged
by Pontius Navigator
Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:19 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 16140
Views: 237082
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

Very quiet for a Sunday morning, windless and sunny
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:32 pm
Forum: Agony Aunt
Topic: Where do the OFSOs go ?
Replies: 8
Views: 165
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Re: Where do the OFSOs go ?

Food? Like Hyenas 😁
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:25 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Coronabollocks..
Replies: 568
Views: 6277
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Re: Coronabollocks..

AtomKraft wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:54 pm
I'm in India. There's no bar.
But yes.....bored shitless me old china
Obviously in the wrong part then. How are things there compared with the stats on Worldometer?
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Replies: 757
Views: 10504
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

They should provide full security, Brigade of Guards, whatever, just require the the royal Prince moves within the golden circle rather than move the circle round him. Windsor estate would be a good start.
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:43 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 4904
Views: 141123
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Re: Friday Jokes

Ex-Ascot wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:34 pm
You can make paper out of elephant droppings. Now that is real recycling. Elephant *sh*t* toilet paper. ESTP. A few here including RiS and Reddo will know what that stands for. All the same *sh*t*.
Sounds like something a Duchess might try
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rant of the Day v2.
Replies: 3353
Views: 63320
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

Just received the annual renewal for the council's green bin scheme. The snivelling gits have jacked the price up yet again. The original annual fee was £20, it's nearly double that now. Buggrit, I ain't renewing and my garden waste (what small amount it is) can go in the black bin instead. Our cou...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:30 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Covid - 19: How is it affecting you?
Replies: 572
Views: 6629
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Re: Covid - 19: How is it affecting you?

I'm suposed to be glued to the screen, job-wise, and find it real hard (eyes, mostly), and the fitness tracker I got for Xmas is of great help - giving joy and purpose to walking (or dancing, can be done alone, too :) ) around the house. Hoping to get 100 consecutive days of 10k steps a day soon. T...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rant of the Day v2.
Replies: 3353
Views: 63320
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

Not a rant, more of an eyeball roller. I went into Holland and Barrett this morning to buy Tumeric, which I have persuaded myself wards off Alzheimer's. Not seeing it on the two-for-one display, I asked. No, no two for one currently. So took one bottle to the counter where guy scanned it and said "...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:19 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rant of the Day v2.
Replies: 3353
Views: 63320
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

Just received the annual renewal for the council's green bin scheme. The snivelling gits have jacked the price up yet again. The original annual fee was £20, it's nearly double that now. Buggrit, I ain't renewing and my garden waste (what small amount it is) can go in the black bin instead. Naughty...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:38 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Covid - 19: How is it affecting you?
Replies: 572
Views: 6629
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Re: Covid - 19: How is it affecting you?

Heard on YouTube of trouble in South Africa- violence like. What news?
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:48 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Coronabollocks..
Replies: 568
Views: 6277
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Re: Coronabollocks..

TGG, very true, the original UK advice stated the risk (what level) was from proximity over 15 minutes. Clearly that was load-related advice. It was quietly dropped and they introduced separation instead. Now I believe in the open, and I mean properly open such as a field of park and a breeze that t...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:37 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Replies: 757
Views: 10504
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

ex Duke and Duchess of Suss

😀

No, I think they are still Dook and dookess, just no (royal) icing.
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:34 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 4904
Views: 141123
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Re: Friday Jokes

Greta invited the Chinese to give up using chopsticks to save trees! The Chinese have called on her and her friends to go back to school, where they will learn that chopsticks are made from bamboo, Bamboo is grass! The Chinese invited Greta and her friends to stop wiping their butt with toilet pape...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
Replies: 16140
Views: 237082
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV

G CPTN, a neighbour and our daughter does that. Unfortunately our daughter's last click and collect slot is tomorrow. After that it will be join the queue. Ibbie, your proposal is 'click and college's albeit a 3rd party collector. C&C slots aren't available either. ASDA seems to be release slots one...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:19 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 625
Views: 9952
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Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Om15, agree, and the car driving ones don't bother with hard either. Came across an RTA, bloke in black trousers and black T was around. Only when I saw Police on his T did I realise. Mind you, remember the police uniform a few years ago? Short yellow stab vest, protruding white clad beer and pie gu...
by Pontius Navigator
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:07 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Coronabollocks..
Replies: 568
Views: 6277
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Re: Coronabollocks..

TGG, nothing contrary there. The supposition was the young, ie teens and below were unlikely to be affected significantly. There was no suggestion that young adults say up to 40 would not be affected to a greater extent. I don't know the age demographic on a US CVS, it certainly would not extend int...