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by G-CPTN
Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:43 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19674
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Another thing. Last night I woke up after the noise of my mobile phone falling off the bed onto the floor left me totally and completely disorientated with not a clue as to where I was, a concept that persisted for about a minute. I couldn't understand where the features of my own room had disappear...
by G-CPTN
Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:04 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19674
Views: 1046050
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

TRABB force to bob2s, wishing you all the best for a long and healthy future. Meanwhile I am back in circulation from the hospital after my gut-prune. It was an eventful stay which extended longer than anticipated. I have been granted a bill of full health after extensive tests and a scan to investi...
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:06 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
Replies: 3044
Views: 123512
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

I hope he is ready to pay his taxes.
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:17 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
Replies: 24
Views: 426
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Re: Rainmakers in Dubai

Haven't a ******* clue . . .
by G-CPTN
Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:05 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19674
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

I am currently lying in hospital (planned) awaiting 3:30 tomorrow when I expect I will be relieved of a polyp on my internal exhaust pipe.
Just had my first (and last) 'sustainance' of the day - a mug of Oxo cube in hot water.
Cavok outside.
by G-CPTN
Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:59 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19674
Views: 1046050
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Strange how the address of Mistress came to have a different meaning to 'wife'.
by G-CPTN
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19674
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

When we had solar panels installed last year they came with wire fencing to prevent birds accessing under the panels. Might be worth thinking about that, there seem to be a few different systems available on line. GG Yes thanks for that GG, I have seen the fencing. Our panels have been on the roof ...
by G-CPTN
Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: My first car
Replies: 30
Views: 545
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Re: My first car

I was feeling amorous with an earlier girlfriend, and I suggested that she should get into the back (of my estate car). :D
She declined, saying that she wanted to stay in the front with me . . . ^!
by G-CPTN
Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:16 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: My first car
Replies: 30
Views: 545
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Re: My first car

I had a Rootes Audax Sunbeam Rapier Series IIIA. Engine big-end and main bearings 'went'. I laid underneath it and removed the crankshaft, which 'fell' onto me and winded me. It took me a while to recover sufficiently to extricate myself from the predicament. My then girlfriend (later my wife) claim...
by G-CPTN
Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:45 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: A grave mistake
Replies: 496
Views: 36860
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Re: A grave mistake

How would Britain fare against a weapon onslaught such as seen in Israel last night?
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: Where Are They Now
Topic: Departed During 2024
Replies: 42
Views: 3240
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Re: Departed During 2024

I thought it was that men died WITH prostate cancer rather than because of it.

https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/health ... eading-One
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: Where Are They Now
Topic: Departed During 2024
Replies: 42
Views: 3240
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Re: Departed During 2024

So, he hasn't evaded death?
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:35 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10909
Views: 508594
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Re: Friday Jokes

Boom boom tish!
by G-CPTN
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

I believe there are repair shops where you can "Watch batteries fitted."

Useful if you should ever have the need to change your own watch battery.
by G-CPTN
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:28 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: My first car
Replies: 30
Views: 545
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Re: Friday Jokes

My first car was a Morris 1000 Traveller which I modified for track use with a Formula Junior engine and (all-round) lowered suspension. Only unintended modification was to roll it end-over-end during an unofficial practice session on the perimeter track of a no-longer-used RAF airfield (we had the ...
by G-CPTN
Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10909
Views: 508594
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Re: Friday Jokes

Sorry, but I fail to understand the 'Hike' 'joke'.
by G-CPTN
Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:42 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Persistent precipitation - can't venture out to top up the bird feeders.

I guess they will survive.

Not seen the pheasant for a week - he used to be a daily visitor.
by G-CPTN
Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:09 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Maybe you should appoint a Minister for Drought? In the last week of August 1976, days after Denis Howell was appointed 'Minister for Drought', severe thunderstorms brought rain to some places for the first time in weeks. September and October 1976 were both very wet months, bringing to an end the g...
by G-CPTN
Sat Apr 06, 2024 1:23 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
Replies: 298
Views: 13380
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Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama

Plane CRASH!
Thousands not killed!

Apparently 'No-one' was injured (again) . . .
"No-one" seems to be accident-prone.
by G-CPTN
Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: Computer Chatter
Topic: Desktop Won’t Wake Up
Replies: 9
Views: 444
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Re: Desktop Won’t Wake Up

I used to frequent the (only) local computer shop and over the years have bought all my (secondhand) computers from them.
Recently a new 'front of house' chap has been employed and he is not as amenable as the owner.