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- Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:06 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
I hope he is ready to pay his taxes.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:17 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
- Replies: 21
- Views: 327
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Re: Rainmakers in Dubai
Haven't a ******* clue . . .
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:05 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
I am currently lying in hospital (planned) awaiting 3:30 tomorrow when I expect I will be relieved of a polyp on my internal exhaust pipe.
Just had my first (and last) 'sustainance' of the day - a mug of Oxo cube in hot water.
Cavok outside.
Just had my first (and last) 'sustainance' of the day - a mug of Oxo cube in hot water.
Cavok outside.
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:59 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Strange how the address of Mistress came to have a different meaning to 'wife'.
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:24 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
When we had solar panels installed last year they came with wire fencing to prevent birds accessing under the panels. Might be worth thinking about that, there seem to be a few different systems available on line. GG Yes thanks for that GG, I have seen the fencing. Our panels have been on the roof ...
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:13 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: My first car
- Replies: 30
- Views: 544
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Re: My first car
I was feeling amorous with an earlier girlfriend, and I suggested that she should get into the back (of my estate car).
She declined, saying that she wanted to stay in the front with me . . .
She declined, saying that she wanted to stay in the front with me . . .
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:16 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: My first car
- Replies: 30
- Views: 544
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Re: My first car
I had a Rootes Audax Sunbeam Rapier Series IIIA. Engine big-end and main bearings 'went'. I laid underneath it and removed the crankshaft, which 'fell' onto me and winded me. It took me a while to recover sufficiently to extricate myself from the predicament. My then girlfriend (later my wife) claim...
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 8:45 am
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: A grave mistake
- Replies: 494
- Views: 36402
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Re: A grave mistake
How would Britain fare against a weapon onslaught such as seen in Israel last night?
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:42 pm
- Forum: Where Are They Now
- Topic: Departed During 2024
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3223
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Re: Departed During 2024
I thought it was that men died WITH prostate cancer rather than because of it.
https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/health ... eading-One
https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/health ... eading-One
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:40 pm
- Forum: Where Are They Now
- Topic: Departed During 2024
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3223
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Re: Departed During 2024
So, he hasn't evaded death?
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:35 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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- Views: 508113
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Re: Friday Jokes
Boom boom tish!
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:34 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
I believe there are repair shops where you can "Watch batteries fitted."
Useful if you should ever have the need to change your own watch battery.
Useful if you should ever have the need to change your own watch battery.
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:28 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: My first car
- Replies: 30
- Views: 544
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Re: Friday Jokes
My first car was a Morris 1000 Traveller which I modified for track use with a Formula Junior engine and (all-round) lowered suspension. Only unintended modification was to roll it end-over-end during an unofficial practice session on the perimeter track of a no-longer-used RAF airfield (we had the ...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:24 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
Sorry, but I fail to understand the 'Hike' 'joke'.
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:42 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Persistent precipitation - can't venture out to top up the bird feeders.
I guess they will survive.
Not seen the pheasant for a week - he used to be a daily visitor.
I guess they will survive.
Not seen the pheasant for a week - he used to be a daily visitor.
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:09 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Maybe you should appoint a Minister for Drought? In the last week of August 1976, days after Denis Howell was appointed 'Minister for Drought', severe thunderstorms brought rain to some places for the first time in weeks. September and October 1976 were both very wet months, bringing to an end the g...
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 1:23 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
- Replies: 297
- Views: 13334
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Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
Plane CRASH!
Thousands not killed!
Apparently 'No-one' was injured (again) . . .
"No-one" seems to be accident-prone.
Thousands not killed!
Apparently 'No-one' was injured (again) . . .
"No-one" seems to be accident-prone.
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:57 pm
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Desktop Won’t Wake Up
- Replies: 9
- Views: 434
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Re: Desktop Won’t Wake Up
I used to frequent the (only) local computer shop and over the years have bought all my (secondhand) computers from them.
Recently a new 'front of house' chap has been employed and he is not as amenable as the owner.
Recently a new 'front of house' chap has been employed and he is not as amenable as the owner.
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:37 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: A grave mistake
- Replies: 494
- Views: 36402
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Re: A grave mistake
Apparently, GPS has been disabled.
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:29 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Do you cut the mustard?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 329
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