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Re: Birthdays
Late to the party, but Happy Birthday Woody
- Mon May 27, 2024 12:59 am
- Forum: Aviation Incidents
- Topic: Won't wear seatbelts..aka Princess Diana Syndrome
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1032
Re: Won't wear seatbelts..aka Princess Diana Syndrome
Common sense is not common any more!
- Mon May 27, 2024 12:54 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: National Service (the one Sunak wants)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 510
Re: National Service (the one Sunak wants)
Australian National Service. National Service was reintroduced during the Vietnam War by a ballot system of selecting a date from a barrel, then, if your birthday fell on the dates from the ballot it was off for a medical to ensure you were ok to be sent to Vietnam. This was the only time in my life...
- Sun May 26, 2024 4:08 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: What Song Is Your Current Soundtrack?
- Replies: 6556
- Views: 248472
- Wed May 22, 2024 11:35 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
A big bright blue dome, the shortening of the days, all accompanied by a drop in temperature signifies that winter in this part of the globe is upon us once again, the approach of winter is not a bad thing as it is easier to keep warm than to stay cool during the sweaty days of summer. I wonder if I...
- Mon May 20, 2024 10:39 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Caption Competition......
- Replies: 373
- Views: 33891
Re: Caption Competition......
Wind turbine backup plan.
- Sun May 19, 2024 12:05 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Caption Competition......
- Replies: 373
- Views: 33891
Re: Caption Competition......
" This will scare the crap out of them when they see it".
- Thu May 16, 2024 11:18 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
That looks very professional Ex-Ascot, I was simply musing as to what the thatch would look like if you had left it up to your employees, came
to the conclusion that you would be looking for a new dwelling.
to the conclusion that you would be looking for a new dwelling.
- Wed May 15, 2024 11:30 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Today is ear-lowering day, it is either that or start looking for a cheap violin. The entrail reader has plans for another sunny day, which is a good
as the lawns need drying out, as they too need a haircut, or should that be grass cut?
as the lawns need drying out, as they too need a haircut, or should that be grass cut?
- Mon May 13, 2024 11:06 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Bon Voyage and safe flying Pinky, I trust you have found a supplier of Barossa Red in Japan.
- Mon May 13, 2024 12:40 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
See, we do excel at some things!
- Sun May 12, 2024 11:28 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
- Replies: 233
- Views: 8322
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Good Morning, from the land down under where the song goes - "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah" What more can I add to make you want to visit God's country? =))
- Fri May 10, 2024 12:15 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
- Views: 1140963
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
It seems that we are stuck in a cycle of showers interspersed with heavy rain, this has been the weather for the last couple of weeks.
The entrails reader has guessed that this will continue for 3 or 4 more days, and looking at the weather map he may be right.
The entrails reader has guessed that this will continue for 3 or 4 more days, and looking at the weather map he may be right.
- Mon May 06, 2024 12:14 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 11041
- Views: 549229
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:28 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 11041
- Views: 549229
- Thu May 02, 2024 10:52 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
- Views: 1140963
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
My BIL rang yesterday to inform us that his father's partner was in a hospice owing to bouts of falling and hurting herself, she is ok at present but will not be allowed home as the falls are starting to become more frequent as of late. I don't think the hospice knows what they have done by saying s...
- Wed May 01, 2024 1:14 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 11041
- Views: 549229
Re: Friday Jokes
Maybe some of you guys know: What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:12 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 11041
- Views: 549229
Re: Friday Jokes
A few old a few new. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."Blow that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so...
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
- Views: 1140963
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
I am just waiting for the sun to burn off the light moisture from the grass before I jump on the mower and shorten said grass, the temp is
climbing its way to a predicted 27 c so the removal of the moisture should not take long.
climbing its way to a predicted 27 c so the removal of the moisture should not take long.
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:12 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
- Views: 1140963
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Here it is 14 c at 10 am and the sun is battling to scare off the fog which was not that heavy, correction the sun has just been declared the
winner, it is starting to dry the towels I had just hung out.
winner, it is starting to dry the towels I had just hung out.