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by bob2s
Tue May 28, 2024 12:30 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 2111
Views: 108336

Re: Birthdays

:YMPARTY: Late to the party, but Happy Birthday Woody
by bob2s
Mon May 27, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: Won't wear seatbelts..aka Princess Diana Syndrome
Replies: 28
Views: 1032

Re: Won't wear seatbelts..aka Princess Diana Syndrome

Common sense is not common any more!
by bob2s
Mon May 27, 2024 12:54 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: National Service (the one Sunak wants)
Replies: 16
Views: 510

Re: National Service (the one Sunak wants)

Australian National Service. National Service was reintroduced during the Vietnam War by a ballot system of selecting a date from a barrel, then, if your birthday fell on the dates from the ballot it was off for a medical to ensure you were ok to be sent to Vietnam. This was the only time in my life...
by bob2s
Sun May 26, 2024 4:08 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: What Song Is Your Current Soundtrack?
Replies: 6556
Views: 248472

Re: What Song Is Your Current Soundtrack?

by bob2s
Wed May 22, 2024 11:35 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

A big bright blue dome, the shortening of the days, all accompanied by a drop in temperature signifies that winter in this part of the globe is upon us once again, the approach of winter is not a bad thing as it is easier to keep warm than to stay cool during the sweaty days of summer. I wonder if I...
by bob2s
Mon May 20, 2024 10:39 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
Replies: 373
Views: 33891

Re: Caption Competition......

Wind turbine backup plan.
by bob2s
Sun May 19, 2024 12:05 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
Replies: 373
Views: 33891

Re: Caption Competition......

" This will scare the crap out of them when they see it".
by bob2s
Thu May 16, 2024 11:18 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

That looks very professional Ex-Ascot, I was simply musing as to what the thatch would look like if you had left it up to your employees, came
to the conclusion that you would be looking for a new dwelling.
by bob2s
Wed May 15, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

Today is ear-lowering day, it is either that or start looking for a cheap violin. The entrail reader has plans for another sunny day, which is a good
as the lawns need drying out, as they too need a haircut, or should that be grass cut?
by bob2s
Mon May 13, 2024 11:06 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

Bon Voyage and safe flying Pinky, I trust you have found a supplier of Barossa Red in Japan.
by bob2s
Mon May 13, 2024 12:40 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

See, we do excel at some things! =))
by bob2s
Sun May 12, 2024 11:28 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Replies: 233
Views: 8322

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI

Good Morning, from the land down under where the song goes - "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah" What more can I add to make you want to visit God's country? =))
by bob2s
Fri May 10, 2024 12:15 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19998
Views: 1140963

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

It seems that we are stuck in a cycle of showers interspersed with heavy rain, this has been the weather for the last couple of weeks.
The entrails reader has guessed that this will continue for 3 or 4 more days, and looking at the weather map he may be right.
by bob2s
Mon May 06, 2024 12:14 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11041
Views: 549229

Re: Friday Jokes

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by bob2s
Thu May 02, 2024 11:28 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11041
Views: 549229

Re: Friday Jokes

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by bob2s
Thu May 02, 2024 10:52 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19998
Views: 1140963

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

My BIL rang yesterday to inform us that his father's partner was in a hospice owing to bouts of falling and hurting herself, she is ok at present but will not be allowed home as the falls are starting to become more frequent as of late. I don't think the hospice knows what they have done by saying s...
by bob2s
Wed May 01, 2024 1:14 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11041
Views: 549229

Re: Friday Jokes

Maybe some of you guys know: What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
by bob2s
Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:12 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 11041
Views: 549229

Re: Friday Jokes

A few old a few new. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."Blow that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so...
by bob2s
Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:26 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19998
Views: 1140963

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

I am just waiting for the sun to burn off the light moisture from the grass before I jump on the mower and shorten said grass, the temp is
climbing its way to a predicted 27 c so the removal of the moisture should not take long.
by bob2s
Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19998
Views: 1140963

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Here it is 14 c at 10 am and the sun is battling to scare off the fog which was not that heavy, correction the sun has just been declared the
winner, it is starting to dry the towels I had just hung out.