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- Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:36 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Horrors this morning. Had to have my toenails clipped. I have super sensitive toenails. Makes me writhe. I'd rather have either radiation zapping or dental root canal - or both at the same time - than my toenails cut. Especially when Mrs OFSO insists on freeing the sides of the toenails from the sur...
- Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:40 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Morning all. A sunny dawn followed by clouds moving in.
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:46 pm
- Forum: Aviation Incidents
- Topic: More Boeing Bad News
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- Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:55 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Well, one day the Ops Flight Director came in at 3am, showing some German Floozie the control room to impress her, and there's the blasted chimpanzee merrily uplinking commands to ***. He had H up on the carpet the next morning with his boss from Airworks, sent packing on the spot. Dreadful really. ...
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:50 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Talking to an old colleague the other day, reminiscing about former days at the Ops Control Centre in Darmstadt. "Whatever happened to old so-and-so ?" Oh didn't you hear, frightful scandal. He had to leave. "What happened ?" Well, remember those interminable night shifts, a pass every ninety minute...
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Left home at 08:45. Walked to station.
Southwest train to London
Underground to Harley Street (Regents Park).
Zapped (pictures on prostate thread).
Underground back to Waterloo.
Southwest train back home to Teddington.
Arrived at flat 12:45.
Delicious lunch awaiting cooked by Mrs OFSO.
Southwest train to London
Underground to Harley Street (Regents Park).
Zapped (pictures on prostate thread).
Underground back to Waterloo.
Southwest train back home to Teddington.
Arrived at flat 12:45.
Delicious lunch awaiting cooked by Mrs OFSO.
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:50 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. A sunny Dawn and not the forecast rain - no doubt that will come later. Up to town early for the daily zapping.
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:52 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
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- Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:19 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: We need more
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The best explanation I ever heard of that was by Billy Connolly. Munchety Crunchety
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:24 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Looks wet outside (obviously outside). Thanks for the wishes. As far as us ancients slowly crumbling away are concerned, I can only quote Herman Melville in "White Jacket": "Life's a voyage that is homeward bound."
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:36 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: Chaos in Scotland.
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Nicola Sturgeon received a golden goodbye of more than £64,000 of taxpayers' money after she resigned as first minister, the Scottish Parliament has confirmed. Holyrood said the cash was paid automatically as a “resettlement grant” in accordance with legislation. The Scottish Tories said the pay-out...
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:34 pm
- Forum: Aviation Incidents
- Topic: More Boeing Bad News
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KLM flight from Manchester declared “Mayday Mayday Mayday” on approach to Amsterdam Schiphol Airport. On March 15th, 2024, KLM flight KL1074 departed Manchester, UK by 11:05 GMT to Amsterdam. The flight was performed by a Boeing 737-900 (registration PH-BXS) which is 22 years old. The aircraft desce...
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:16 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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My friend confessed his mother made him a homosexual. I said "if I buy her the wool, would she make me one too ?"
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:20 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Sun got up too early and has now pulled the blankets up over his face.
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:34 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Wind Power---what a time to be alive
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Arianespace uses wind-assisted freighters to transport launchers from France to S America's Kourou launch site.
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:23 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Cloudy bright. Quiet morning at home before late afternoon zapping session.
- Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:44 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Partly cloudy, sun twinkling thru now and then. Quiet morning, early lunch, then up to town.
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 1:54 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Sadly they weren't ready for me today and didn't tell me. Red faces and apologies. I suspect doctor kicked some backsides as they've made extra appointments for tomorrow and Friday.
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:17 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Dry morning. Up to town for first of 20 prostate-zapping sessions. Eye surgeon is almost next door so I'll pop in there and make an appointment for a check.
- Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Torrential rain, wind and single digit temperatures. Very unpleasant.