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by OFSO
Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:36 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Horrors this morning. Had to have my toenails clipped. I have super sensitive toenails. Makes me writhe. I'd rather have either radiation zapping or dental root canal - or both at the same time - than my toenails cut. Especially when Mrs OFSO insists on freeing the sides of the toenails from the sur...
by OFSO
Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:40 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. A sunny dawn followed by clouds moving in.
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Well, one day the Ops Flight Director came in at 3am, showing some German Floozie the control room to impress her, and there's the blasted chimpanzee merrily uplinking commands to ***. He had H up on the carpet the next morning with his boss from Airworks, sent packing on the spot. Dreadful really. ...
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:50 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Talking to an old colleague the other day, reminiscing about former days at the Ops Control Centre in Darmstadt. "Whatever happened to old so-and-so ?" Oh didn't you hear, frightful scandal. He had to leave. "What happened ?" Well, remember those interminable night shifts, a pass every ninety minute...
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:26 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Left home at 08:45. Walked to station.
Southwest train to London
Underground to Harley Street (Regents Park).
Zapped (pictures on prostate thread).
Underground back to Waterloo.
Southwest train back home to Teddington.
Arrived at flat 12:45.
Delicious lunch awaiting cooked by Mrs OFSO.
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:50 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. A sunny Dawn and not the forecast rain - no doubt that will come later. Up to town early for the daily zapping.
by OFSO
Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: We need more
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Re: We need more

The best explanation I ever heard of that was by Billy Connolly. Munchety Crunchety
by OFSO
Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:24 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. Looks wet outside (obviously outside). Thanks for the wishes. As far as us ancients slowly crumbling away are concerned, I can only quote Herman Melville in "White Jacket": "Life's a voyage that is homeward bound."
by OFSO
Sat Mar 16, 2024 10:36 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Chaos in Scotland.
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

Nicola Sturgeon received a golden goodbye of more than £64,000 of taxpayers' money after she resigned as first minister, the Scottish Parliament has confirmed. Holyrood said the cash was paid automatically as a “resettlement grant” in accordance with legislation. The Scottish Tories said the pay-out...
by OFSO
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:34 pm
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: More Boeing Bad News
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Re: More Boeing Bad News

KLM flight from Manchester declared “Mayday Mayday Mayday” on approach to Amsterdam Schiphol Airport. On March 15th, 2024, KLM flight KL1074 departed Manchester, UK by 11:05 GMT to Amsterdam. The flight was performed by a Boeing 737-900 (registration PH-BXS) which is 22 years old. The aircraft desce...
by OFSO
Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:16 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

My friend confessed his mother made him a homosexual. I said "if I buy her the wool, would she make me one too ?"
by OFSO
Sat Mar 16, 2024 7:20 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. Sun got up too early and has now pulled the blankets up over his face.
by OFSO
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:34 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Wind Power---what a time to be alive
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Re: Wind Power---what a time to be alive

Arianespace uses wind-assisted freighters to transport launchers from France to S America's Kourou launch site.
by OFSO
Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:23 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Cloudy bright. Quiet morning at home before late afternoon zapping session.
by OFSO
Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:44 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Partly cloudy, sun twinkling thru now and then. Quiet morning, early lunch, then up to town.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 13, 2024 1:54 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Sadly they weren't ready for me today and didn't tell me. Red faces and apologies. I suspect doctor kicked some backsides as they've made extra appointments for tomorrow and Friday.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:17 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Dry morning. Up to town for first of 20 prostate-zapping sessions. Eye surgeon is almost next door so I'll pop in there and make an appointment for a check.
by OFSO
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:26 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Torrential rain, wind and single digit temperatures. Very unpleasant.