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by OFSO
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:57 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Pouring with rain in London. Hope weather is better for tomorrow's visit to radiology.
by OFSO
Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:27 am
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Has been raining here but clear skies at dawn. Calm out but warnings of gales in southern England later on.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:38 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Today's radiology humour.
Little African girl operator moving me on the table: "I'm afraid I have very cold hands"
Me "I noticed"
Her "well I did try to warm them"
Me "let me tell you, you failed"
Her "Sorry"
Me "don't ever think of becoming a milkmaid"
Laughter all round !
Lovely staff.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:01 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Baltimore bridge collapse
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Re: Baltimore bridge collapse

Thought the same. Especially the supporting pillars.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:24 am
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Morning all. Clear skies again in Teddington, and warmer than back in Spain.
by OFSO
Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:32 pm
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Nice bloke in Gemini Electrical Supplies on Stanley Rd sold me two brighter (than as fitted originally) miniature bayonet base LED bulbs to see if they fitted on "return if they don't" basis. They did ! Gloomy bathroom sorted...
by OFSO
Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:09 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Mr Sun waking us up as usual: forecast says it won't last, with rain coming up from the Land of the Gaul. A late session in London this afternoon leaves me free to join a Hunt The Special Lightbulbs in Teddington this morning.
by OFSO
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:44 pm
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Don't you know the solar system is located in a huge ball of cardboard* into which aliens have pricked billions of holes, this giving the illusion of stars.....

* The cardboard ball is actually the discarded parking in which the solar system was delivered.**

** By amazon
by OFSO
Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:49 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Grey skies. Off to the smoke as usual to be zapped. Calcium supplements they advised I should take are making my nails grow very quickly.
by OFSO
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:03 pm
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Disembarking after the five minute rail journey from Teddington to Kingston, I frequently find the temperature and precip. totally different. Always surprises me. Clarence Rd always seems colder and windier than Station Rd in Teddington.
by OFSO
Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:21 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
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Re: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!

I'm surprised that it's necessary to train farm dogs to say "buggah".
by OFSO
Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:15 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Hail, hail, the gang's all here. No we didn't have hail. Today as usual, brilliant sun to wake up to, now cloud has arrived. 5° out. Windy.
by OFSO
Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:13 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
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Re: Caption Competition......

Two bear or not two bear....that is the question....
by OFSO
Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:15 pm
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Today: sun wind rain sun rain sun rain.
by OFSO
Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:09 am
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Morning gents and ladies. Bright sun here in Teddington and temperature in single figures.
by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:47 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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True: Every time, every day, I have to give name, birthday, and home post code in the room to make sure the radiotherapy machine is set for the right person. This morning they forgot to ask. Me: you forgot to ask my name ! Operator (sweet girl from New Zealand): ok, tell me your name.... Me: no I wo...
by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:00 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Anyone seen that news item about the vast increase in people with mental health issues ? As Rod Liddle wrote in last week's Sunday Times, "I can't be arsed to put out the bins for rubbish collection because I've got mental health issues..."
by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:31 am
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Morning all. A grey start to the day. Legs aching but hardly surprising given the walking I'm doing each day.
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:19 pm
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Independent today: "Spending a lot of time on the computer may be linked to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction in men, researchers have said. A study of more than 200,000 men indicates that for every additional 1.2 hours spent using a computer, the chances of experiencing erectile dysfunction...
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:55 pm
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Charlie One Six, I do that with my annual vehicle inspections in Spain. Book 'em in the last days of the year for which they are valid for the following month. In police road checks they accept an expired certificate if the test appointment has been made for the near future. That way I gain a year e...