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by ricardian
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:37 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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by ricardian
Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The thick as a brick thread...
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G-CPTN wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:51 am
ricardian wrote:
Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:19 am
I have some storage heaters which are basically metal boxes filled with bricks and heating elements!
They are storing heat - not electricity.
Damn! That comes from reading stuff when half-asleep
by ricardian
Wed Aug 12, 2020 12:19 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The thick as a brick thread...
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I have some storage heaters which are basically metal boxes filled with bricks and heating elements!
by ricardian
Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:10 pm
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Topic: Friday Jokes
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by ricardian
Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:13 am
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by ricardian
Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:06 am
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A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing so he carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. P...
by ricardian
Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:14 pm
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Topic: Friday Jokes
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by ricardian
Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:51 am
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by ricardian
Sun Aug 09, 2020 7:34 pm
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by ricardian
Sun Aug 09, 2020 4:57 pm
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by ricardian
Sun Aug 09, 2020 4:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread IV
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Weather guessers say it will hit 15C tomorrow. I hope the sea breezes continue You see, you live in a civilised place... with an easy accessed view of Scapa Flow... To see Scapa Flow means a two hour ferry journey to Kirkwall followed by a two mile walk or a £5 taxi ride. However, I can look out of...
by ricardian
Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:58 pm
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Topic: Friday Jokes
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by ricardian
Sat Aug 08, 2020 12:56 pm
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by ricardian
Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:03 pm
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by ricardian
Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:39 pm
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by ricardian
Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:26 pm
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Did you know that "dog food lid" spelt backwards is "dildo of god"?
by ricardian
Fri Aug 07, 2020 2:22 pm
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by ricardian
Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:07 pm
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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but, as she'...