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My friend's 3 year old daughter was terrified of thunder until my friend told her that it was just the sky farting. Now whenever her daughter hears thunder she just giggles

Those of a certain age will recognise the source for this item

My friend's nickname is "The Computer". It has nothing to do with his intelligence, he goes to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.

A policeman was patrolling a rural area. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a yo...

I've been watching my weight. It's still there.

When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritt...

When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritte...

British Pathe - Aphrodite's Island
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother, Frank, created a monster

What could possibly go wrong?

Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.

Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat goes before detail.

My friend was parked outside an Aldi waiting for his wife to finish shopping. He was watching a woman who couldn't remember where she parked. Every time she held her remote in the air, he honked his horn.

Two ladies were gossiping:
First lady: "What's the worst thing your husband's said to you while you were having sex?"
Second lady: "Hi darling, I'm home!"

English can be weird, though it can be understood through tough, thorough thought

Many years ago a neighbour of a friend went round the bend and disappeared for weeks leaving her front door open. Nothing was ever stolen from the house. I was carted off to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in the air ambulance last month (see The Ricardian Saga in Sick Bay & Health Issues) and was away fr...

My sister lives in Perth WA and used to live in Bunbury as did my late mother:

Artemisia Blythe from PerthNow.com.au:
May 11, 2024 12:20PM
"WA has been hit with extreme weather events over the last couple of days, including a freak tornado in Bunbury causing damage to at least 40 houses."