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- Mon May 20, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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- Mon May 20, 2024 1:07 pm
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Re: Friday Jokes
My friend's nickname is "The Computer". It has nothing to do with his intelligence, he goes to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:19 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Re: Friday Jokes
A policeman was patrolling a rural area. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a yo...
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:09 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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- Mon May 20, 2024 12:02 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Re: Friday Jokes
I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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Re: Broadband
When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritt...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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Re: Broadband
When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritte...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: Non-Airline Rumours, Gossip and Chat
- Topic: Britten-Norman on the way out?
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- Sun May 19, 2024 9:32 pm
- Forum: Military Nostalgia
- Topic: Cyprus 1965
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Cyprus 1965
British Pathe - Aphrodite's Island
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
- Sun May 19, 2024 4:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Re: Friday Jokes
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother, Frank, created a monster
- Sun May 19, 2024 2:52 am
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Sat May 18, 2024 3:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Re: Friday Jokes
What could possibly go wrong?
- Thu May 16, 2024 12:00 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat goes before detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat goes before detail.
- Tue May 14, 2024 8:10 pm
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My friend was parked outside an Aldi waiting for his wife to finish shopping. He was watching a woman who couldn't remember where she parked. Every time she held her remote in the air, he honked his horn.
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:14 pm
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Two ladies were gossiping:
First lady: "What's the worst thing your husband's said to you while you were having sex?"
Second lady: "Hi darling, I'm home!"
First lady: "What's the worst thing your husband's said to you while you were having sex?"
Second lady: "Hi darling, I'm home!"
- Sun May 12, 2024 12:45 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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English can be weird, though it can be understood through tough, thorough thought
- Sat May 11, 2024 1:21 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Many years ago a neighbour of a friend went round the bend and disappeared for weeks leaving her front door open. Nothing was ever stolen from the house. I was carted off to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in the air ambulance last month (see The Ricardian Saga in Sick Bay & Health Issues) and was away fr...
- Sat May 11, 2024 11:35 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
My sister lives in Perth WA and used to live in Bunbury as did my late mother:
Artemisia Blythe from PerthNow.com.au:
May 11, 2024 12:20PM
"WA has been hit with extreme weather events over the last couple of days, including a freak tornado in Bunbury causing damage to at least 40 houses."
- Thu May 09, 2024 11:46 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
About 11C with drizzle up here, haar descended in the early evening. Very dreich!CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 10:09 pmIt was 21.7C today at home some 20 miles SW of Aberdeen. That's what counts as a heatwave in these parts.
- Thu May 09, 2024 9:22 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
The cattle have been released from the barns where they've spent the winter. They were so excited at first but it is quite chilly and its been drizzling on and off all day and, just to make the picture complete, the haar has clamped down this evening. Yes, I noticed that 'your' flight had to head b...