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- Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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- Fri May 24, 2024 4:34 pm
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Q: What is your favourite letter?
A: The letter "G".
Q: And why is that Angus?
A: The letter "G".
Q: And why is that Angus?
- Thu May 23, 2024 10:10 pm
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I handed over my photographic "proof of identity" at the Post Office and the counter clerk said "You've aged since this was taken!"
To which I replied "Yes, I had it taken before I joined this bloody queue!"
To which I replied "Yes, I had it taken before I joined this bloody queue!"
- Thu May 23, 2024 5:52 pm
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- Wed May 22, 2024 8:55 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
I put out stuff for the birds - fat mixed in with porridge oats and whatever else is surplus. The starlings spent most of their time squabbling whilst the smaller birds - robins, sparrows, etc - nip in and eat their fill. There are blackbirds but they seem quite shy and reticent to approach. The fus...
- Wed May 22, 2024 7:40 pm
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Preparing for arrival of the General Election bumph
- Wed May 22, 2024 12:45 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Tue May 21, 2024 4:47 pm
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My friend's 3 year old daughter was terrified of thunder until my friend told her that it was just the sky farting. Now whenever her daughter hears thunder she just giggles
- Mon May 20, 2024 5:40 pm
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Those of a certain age will recognise the source for this item
- Mon May 20, 2024 1:07 pm
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My friend's nickname is "The Computer". It has nothing to do with his intelligence, he goes to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:19 pm
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A policeman was patrolling a rural area. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a yo...
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:09 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Mon May 20, 2024 12:02 pm
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I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritt...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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Re: Broadband
When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritte...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: Non-Airline Rumours, Gossip and Chat
- Topic: Britten-Norman on the way out?
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- Sun May 19, 2024 9:32 pm
- Forum: Military Nostalgia
- Topic: Cyprus 1965
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Cyprus 1965
British Pathe - Aphrodite's Island
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
- Sun May 19, 2024 4:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother, Frank, created a monster
- Sun May 19, 2024 2:52 am
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- Sat May 18, 2024 3:26 pm
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What could possibly go wrong?