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- Tue May 21, 2024 4:47 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
My friend's 3 year old daughter was terrified of thunder until my friend told her that it was just the sky farting. Now whenever her daughter hears thunder she just giggles
- Mon May 20, 2024 5:40 pm
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Those of a certain age will recognise the source for this item
- Mon May 20, 2024 1:07 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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My friend's nickname is "The Computer". It has nothing to do with his intelligence, he goes to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:19 pm
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A policeman was patrolling a rural area. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a yo...
- Mon May 20, 2024 12:09 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Mon May 20, 2024 12:02 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:56 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritt...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:54 am
- Forum: Computer Chatter
- Topic: Broadband
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Re: Broadband
When we moved to this remote island (Stronsay, Orkney) in 2004 we were still on BT dial-up but primitive broadband in the form of the BT "frog" arrived a year or so later. Because of the island's telephone exchange we were never going to get anywhere near the theoretical max of 7.5 Mbs but we gritte...
- Mon May 20, 2024 9:38 am
- Forum: Non-Airline Rumours, Gossip and Chat
- Topic: Britten-Norman on the way out?
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- Sun May 19, 2024 9:32 pm
- Forum: Military Nostalgia
- Topic: Cyprus 1965
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Cyprus 1965
British Pathe - Aphrodite's Island
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
My best overseas tour 1965-67 at Akrotiri. 4 watches covering 24/7 so no nasty station duties to bother us.
- Sun May 19, 2024 4:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother, Frank, created a monster
- Sun May 19, 2024 2:52 am
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Sat May 18, 2024 3:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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What could possibly go wrong?
- Thu May 16, 2024 12:00 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Teacher: Give me a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat goes before detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat goes before detail.
- Tue May 14, 2024 8:10 pm
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My friend was parked outside an Aldi waiting for his wife to finish shopping. He was watching a woman who couldn't remember where she parked. Every time she held her remote in the air, he honked his horn.
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:14 pm
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Two ladies were gossiping:
First lady: "What's the worst thing your husband's said to you while you were having sex?"
Second lady: "Hi darling, I'm home!"
First lady: "What's the worst thing your husband's said to you while you were having sex?"
Second lady: "Hi darling, I'm home!"
- Sun May 12, 2024 12:45 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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English can be weird, though it can be understood through tough, thorough thought
- Sat May 11, 2024 1:21 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Many years ago a neighbour of a friend went round the bend and disappeared for weeks leaving her front door open. Nothing was ever stolen from the house. I was carted off to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary in the air ambulance last month (see The Ricardian Saga in Sick Bay & Health Issues) and was away fr...
- Sat May 11, 2024 11:35 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
My sister lives in Perth WA and used to live in Bunbury as did my late mother:
Artemisia Blythe from PerthNow.com.au:
May 11, 2024 12:20PM
"WA has been hit with extreme weather events over the last couple of days, including a freak tornado in Bunbury causing damage to at least 40 houses."
- Thu May 09, 2024 11:46 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
About 11C with drizzle up here, haar descended in the early evening. Very dreich!CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 10:09 pmIt was 21.7C today at home some 20 miles SW of Aberdeen. That's what counts as a heatwave in these parts.