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by ricardian
Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Photos of Everybody
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Re: Photos of Everybody

llondel wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:03 am
Errrr...

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Why have I only just noticed that!
by ricardian
Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:09 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Photos of Everybody
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I just realised (March 2024) that I had put these two photographs all ready to upload in June 2023 (!) but completely forgot about them - probably because they're of my 80th birthday party in June 2023. One is of the very special cake, baked by a local lady who is very skilled at baking and somehow ...
by ricardian
Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Broken Cu hot. Dunno Ricardian but it does get it emptied. Mrs Ex-Ascot is going around sneezing and coughing. Sorry to hear of Mrs Ex-A's attack of the Lurgi, hope she soon recovers. As to septic tanks - in theory they should never need emptying unless something serious goes wrong -...
by ricardian
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Our friend who was robbed last weekend has been asking our project manager to build her a new cess pit for ages. Old one fell in :-o She is a bit low on his jobs list as she always asks to pay in instalments, she doesn't have much dosh. She now has practically nothing. We have bought her a cesspit ...
by ricardian
Sun Mar 10, 2024 8:11 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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There are still some sane people around

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by ricardian
Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Sign in a cafe:
We have made a change. Helen Wait is now our service manager so if you need service, please go to Helen Wait.
by ricardian
Wed Mar 06, 2024 3:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Amazing discovery #97:
If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old MacDonald's Farm.
by ricardian
Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:05 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

k3k3 - sorry to hear about Puzzel. She had a hard start to life but ended up in a happy place being well-loved.
by ricardian
Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:57 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

CharlieOneSix wrote:
Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:58 pm
I see that the SAR S92 helicopter from Sumburgh was airborne from Stronsay airfield about 30 minutes ago and looks to be on a direct track to either ABZ or Aberdeen Royal Infirmary. I trust our Stronsay correspondent is fit and well.
It wasn't me. You won't get rid of me as easily as that.
by ricardian
Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:07 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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A dog walks into a butchers shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat counter, and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be waited on. A man, who was already in the butchers shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked th...
by ricardian
Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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A man and his wife were in court, getting a divorce, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so...
by ricardian
Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Overheard in a pub. Customer: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Customer: OK, I'll have a Guinness. Barman: We only have Mangers, is that OK? Customer: Sure, how much is that? Barman: £5. Customer: Thanks. Now, what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink ...
by ricardian
Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:12 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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What happened to the philanthropists in the early 20th century who built libraries, art galleries, etc?
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by ricardian
Mon Mar 04, 2024 1:14 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Sister Olivia was known for her high intelligence. She was sometimes known as Nun the Wiser.
by ricardian
Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:37 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: NHS privatisation
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NHS privatisation

Is the NHS really safe from privatisation? Here’s the list of public services sold off on the cheap over the years:- -- British Telecom (1984, 1991, 1993) -- Sealink (1984) -- Jaguar (1984) -- Trustee Savings Bank (1985) -- British Shipbuilders (1985-1989 -- British Airways Helicopters (1986) -- Bri...
by ricardian
Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Ruth Gottesman, a longtime professor at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, has made a one billion dollar donation making free tuition available to all students going forward. I do hope that this makes folk such as Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos consider using their wealth for something really useful. ...
by ricardian
Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:59 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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by ricardian
Sun Mar 03, 2024 4:32 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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A fishy story.
Koi carp always travel in groups of four. If attacked, koi A, B and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.
by ricardian
Sun Mar 03, 2024 3:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Woody wrote:
Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:24 am
Only found out yesterday that Marmite is a good source of vitamin B12 :ymdevil:
Mmm, buttered toast & Marmite with a mug of hot Bovril - food of the gods!