Wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Husband: Can we please change the subject?
Wife: Certainly. More chores need to be done by you around the house.
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- Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:36 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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- Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:42 pm
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Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?
A: Same middle name.
A: Same middle name.
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 4:30 pm
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An airline has revealed that British holidaymakers drank all the booze on a 4-hour flight to Turkey in just 25 minutes - a much needed post-Brexit boost to national pride.
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:53 am
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- Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:52 am
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Husband: This newspaper's half the size that it used to be!
Wife: Yes, dear. They used to publish both sides of a story.
Wife: Yes, dear. They used to publish both sides of a story.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:57 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: My first car
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I believe the Orkneys and Shetlands didn't have roundabouts in the test because there weren't any. Ricardian can perhaps advise. There are now one or two roundabouts on mainland Orkney. However, back in the 1970s we lived in Brora, Sutherland. In the whole of Sutherland there were no roundabouts or...
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:53 pm
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I believe the Orkneys and Shetlands didn't have roundabouts in the test because there weren't any. Ricardian can perhaps advise. There are now one or two roundabouts on mainland Orkney. However, back in the 1970s we lived in Brora, Sutherland. In the whole of Sutherland there were no roundabouts or...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:21 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: It has been a wet April!
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Those stones look as if they need a coat of paint Ricardian! Not stones, very few of those kicking around. They are old ammunition boxes filled with sand or sand/cement, the SWOs pride & joy. But yes, they will need a coat of paint before the next AOCs. AOC MEAF was Johnny Johnson, notoriously "pic...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:04 pm
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Re: And it was in Jan '69....
....we returned from a few days down at Masirah to find Sharjah looking like an aircraft carrier, a runway surrounded by water. The Shackletons that had been left there looked a bit like those pewter tankards that were hand beaten. One of the techies was so overcome with his excitement to describe ...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 2:56 pm
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Wife:When I die, I'd like to die making love.
At least we know it'll be quick.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:20 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
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I remember that in Limassol (1965-67) they filled the road drains with sand during the hot summer months, can't remember how they cleared them ready for the rains
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:18 pm
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- Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
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I was stationed at RAF Sharjah 1963-64 when it rained for the first time in a few years complete with accompanying thunder, lightning & storm F10 winds. Lots of damage to buildings and the airfield was flooded. One bonus was the desert blooming, quite literally; an absolutely fantastic display of fl...
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:25 am
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I scared some Jehovah's Witnesses today by going to the door stark naked. I'm not sure what scared them more, me being naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.
- Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:39 am
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Cats can be SO over dramatic at times!
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:46 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Fuschia leaves are starting to show, always a good sign that spring is on the way. ... ^ I bet they're a lovely sight when in flower. I used to have a fuchsia here but the Gardener/Lawn Man is not a plantsman, and that was one of the casualties... The Gardening Fairy knows much more :) Morning is o...
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:03 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Good morning on a blue dome day with bright sunshine and 13.7°C, expecting 20°C by early afternoon. Deciduous trees have thoroughly coloured up, and are well into shedding their leaves. I see that Friday 19th is Poppy Day when sellers will be about the streets and poppies may be worn; Anzac Day nex...
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 3:30 pm
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Cats have a long history of annoying the human race
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 4:55 pm
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As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I remind myself that you can't always trust Google maps.
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:04 pm
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The truth, as so many of us will attest.... In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Rank and File. And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, ''It is a crock of sh1t...
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 3:08 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Why do all washing machines (or is it only Samsungs) play Schubert's "The Trout" song when they finish? It was only a few weeks ago when I was wearing my recently-updated NHS hearing aids in the kitchen that I realised that all the electrical equipment (dishwasher, air fryer, Kenwood Chef, slow coo...