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by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:29 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Roger.
by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: Malaysian navy helicopters collide mid-air
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Re: Malaysian navy helicopters collide mid-air

Why would such an accident happen? Don't they/ doesn't anybody see another helicopter close around? Do they have some determined flight ... dunno, paths or something that they have to fly, threfore don't notice if someone has diverted or has problems? They were rehearsing for a parade. Maybe they w...
by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

All the best to the Wodders'.

Fruit trees being watered on solar power.

No METAR or TAF for MUB yet again today and we are supposed to be 'International'.
by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:59 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Sunny high 20s. The banking application on my mobile phone is playing up. Had to pay 2 companies on line this morning which is a pain.
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Glenn Bradley, Head of Flight Operations and the UK Civil Aviation Authority, said: 'Aviation is one of the safest forms of air travel'.
^!
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:21 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Anyone for a jar of jam with the label peeling off and no indication of the contents. Apparently delivered to 50 select people in a basket of lemons with dead flowers. Seems to be strawberry, so why the lemons and dead flowers?
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:07 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: My first car
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Re: My first car

A friend's daughter has just taken her written test in Zimbabwe. There are two scales of charges. X to take the test. Y if you want a guaranteed pass. She went for Y but would have passed anyway. :-o
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:30 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Clear day, cool start. We think that we have done the Company annual return. It is all done on line so not sure if I have pressed all the right buttons in the right order. Signing on the computer is a farce. Just had two hippos wander past looking for water. Last seen standing in a pu...
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:35 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: We need more
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Re: We need more

Amazing. I can't even stand up on the ice.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:13 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

G-CPTN wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:19 am
"Just had the estimate for rethatching house and library. It is steep but would suggest 1/2 that of the UK."

Probably because they don't have to import the elephant grass?
300 km from Nata.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:54 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Sunny. 27C. Safari camp for a few beers. Just had the estimate for rethatching house and library. It is steep but would suggest 1/2 that of the UK.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
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Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... veals.html

What a load of BS. That is the 10 Sqn A330 Voyager they are talking about and show photos of. Sure that wasn't the aircraft involved in the incident.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:41 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
Replies: 322
Views: 21630
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Re: Caption Competition......

Over due Fox.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. All the best Bob. Blazing sunshine but not so hot so have decided not to water.
by Ex-Ascot
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Afternoon folks. Sunny morning but broken Cu now. Warm.
by Ex-Ascot
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Sunny not too hot. At safari camp awaiting a lunch guest. The one that got beaten up in a robbery last month. She is here and OK.
by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:43 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Afternoon folks. Overcast, rain forecast. A baby squirrel just fell out of the thatch on us. That is one less. Gardener went home sick. Said he was going to the village clinic. If he wasn't a thieving little bastard I would have given him a lift. It is 5 kms.
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:06 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:36 pm
Well, they can't hire ex-RAF guys like me because we've emigrated ;)))
Yep two here. :YMPARTY:
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:03 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Migrants
Replies: 782
Views: 31275
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Re: Migrants

We don't think so. Where they came up with that one goodness knows.
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:54 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Broken Cu. Mammoth watering.