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by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Glenn Bradley, Head of Flight Operations and the UK Civil Aviation Authority, said: 'Aviation is one of the safest forms of air travel'.
^!
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:21 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Anyone for a jar of jam with the label peeling off and no indication of the contents. Apparently delivered to 50 select people in a basket of lemons with dead flowers. Seems to be strawberry, so why the lemons and dead flowers?
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:07 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: My first car
Replies: 50
Views: 968
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Re: My first car

A friend's daughter has just taken her written test in Zimbabwe. There are two scales of charges. X to take the test. Y if you want a guaranteed pass. She went for Y but would have passed anyway. :-o
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:30 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Clear day, cool start. We think that we have done the Company annual return. It is all done on line so not sure if I have pressed all the right buttons in the right order. Signing on the computer is a farce. Just had two hippos wander past looking for water. Last seen standing in a pu...
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:35 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: We need more
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Re: We need more

Amazing. I can't even stand up on the ice.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 10:13 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

G-CPTN wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:19 am
"Just had the estimate for rethatching house and library. It is steep but would suggest 1/2 that of the UK."

Probably because they don't have to import the elephant grass?
300 km from Nata.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:54 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Sunny. 27C. Safari camp for a few beers. Just had the estimate for rethatching house and library. It is steep but would suggest 1/2 that of the UK.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
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Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... veals.html

What a load of BS. That is the 10 Sqn A330 Voyager they are talking about and show photos of. Sure that wasn't the aircraft involved in the incident.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:41 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Caption Competition......
Replies: 322
Views: 21580
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Re: Caption Competition......

Over due Fox.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. All the best Bob. Blazing sunshine but not so hot so have decided not to water.
by Ex-Ascot
Thu Apr 18, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Afternoon folks. Sunny morning but broken Cu now. Warm.
by Ex-Ascot
Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Sunny not too hot. At safari camp awaiting a lunch guest. The one that got beaten up in a robbery last month. She is here and OK.
by Ex-Ascot
Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:43 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Afternoon folks. Overcast, rain forecast. A baby squirrel just fell out of the thatch on us. That is one less. Gardener went home sick. Said he was going to the village clinic. If he wasn't a thieving little bastard I would have given him a lift. It is 5 kms.
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 4:06 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:36 pm
Well, they can't hire ex-RAF guys like me because we've emigrated ;)))
Yep two here. :YMPARTY:
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:03 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Migrants
Replies: 782
Views: 31239
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Re: Migrants

We don't think so. Where they came up with that one goodness knows.
by Ex-Ascot
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:54 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Broken Cu. Mammoth watering.
by Ex-Ascot
Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:56 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. Clear sky cool wind. The Daily Snail thinks that Gibraltar is an island. Wasn't when I was last there.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:43 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10917
Views: 511462
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Re: Friday Jokes

No neither of us get that one.
by Ex-Ascot
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:53 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning folks. All the best Wodders. Broken cloud. The bats have made a big mess this morning.
by Ex-Ascot
Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:30 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Piccadilly Circus here this morning. Three plumbers here to fix an irrigation pop up then three arrived to asses the thatching job. Irrigation fixed, thatch is going to be a big expensive job. First job is to get the grass. This will involve a large lorry from some distance away.