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- Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:02 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
I once was sitting in a café in Évian les Bains when the waiter, upon seeing the town idiot on the other side of the road, turned on the PA and addressing the man by name, told him "this is your God speaking: fall to your knees and pray". Rather cruel in retrospect.
- Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:52 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Morning. Hard rain and hard winds here this dawning. Today looks like a wet one.
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:33 am
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- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Another night of non-stop peeing. After treatment is over I'm not going to even look at a glass of water again !
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:08 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Drizzly. An early zapping session today so should be back for lunch
Lens is your friend. It's a "mini smart charger" on sale at Amazon.
Lens is your friend. It's a "mini smart charger" on sale at Amazon.
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:20 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Purely by chance we all met on the station platform going home and yes, now all on their phones. However, all playing sports games.....
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:12 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Partly cloudy up here in London. Train journey went quickly as I had three teenage boys escorting me. All chatting about their sports prowess - triathlon, swimming, bikes etc. Good lads.
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:09 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Legal Insurance
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Re: Legal Insurance
When I lived in Germany, legal (costs) insurance was very common. I had recourse to it a couple of times. The HUK insurance reimbursed the full invoice.
- Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:04 am
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Morning all. Rain forecast but currently clear. When I started work with the GPO IN 1961, up at the trainng school in Stone, Staffs, we used to have accident-prevention films showing real incidents. Several of our intake fainted. One bloke fell of his chair and broke his arm. Rather defeated the obj...
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Most devices here and in Spain are coupled to the internet. Only the old fashioned timers need doing.
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Time to dig out the instructions for the bedroom projection clock. Then try to read them. Then try to understand!
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 7:02 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Where do baboons go when it rains?
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:29 am
- Forum: Crewroom
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Morning all! Phone says it'd sunny, clouds beg to differ. We shall see.....
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:06 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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It wouldn't be Easter without a Hot Cross Nun.....
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: What a dreadful schedule!
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Back at work I'd have a normal office day from 08:30, go home at 17:30, then be back and on duty at 23:00 as a member of the Gold launch team, we'd put a spacecraft into orbit around 02:00, I'd be relieved around 04:00 by my counterpart in the Silver team, and back for the start of my normal day at ...
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:20 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Anyone else here have super-sensitive toes ?
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:56 am
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Mr Sun peeping thru the trees. Makes a change from the clouds doing a similar sounding thing without the second "p". 5° out.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:35 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
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- Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:41 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
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I just walked up Harley St. The only electric vehicles are Tesla - quite a few. But a lot more Lotus, Maclaren, Porsche, Lambos, Daimler Benz, Rangies etc.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:45 am
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Ha ha. She left house at 08:00, shopped, and back by 08:45. South West Rail there, taxi back as raining.
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:30 am
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- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Happy Easter ! A grey wet start to the day. Mrs OFSO off to Kingston while I lounge at home this morning. Up to London for zapping number twelve this afternoon. Hopefully in the dry by then.