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by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:47 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

True: Every time, every day, I have to give name, birthday, and home post code in the room to make sure the radiotherapy machine is set for the right person. This morning they forgot to ask. Me: you forgot to ask my name ! Operator (sweet girl from New Zealand): ok, tell me your name.... Me: no I wo...
by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:00 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Anyone seen that news item about the vast increase in people with mental health issues ? As Rod Liddle wrote in last week's Sunday Times, "I can't be arsed to put out the bins for rubbish collection because I've got mental health issues..."
by OFSO
Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:31 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. A grey start to the day. Legs aching but hardly surprising given the walking I'm doing each day.
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:19 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Independent today: "Spending a lot of time on the computer may be linked to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction in men, researchers have said. A study of more than 200,000 men indicates that for every additional 1.2 hours spent using a computer, the chances of experiencing erectile dysfunction...
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Charlie One Six, I do that with my annual vehicle inspections in Spain. Book 'em in the last days of the year for which they are valid for the following month. In police road checks they accept an expired certificate if the test appointment has been made for the near future. That way I gain a year e...
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:09 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Eye exam this morning, the usual after lunch. That's if I have time for lunch.
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Correction to my last post. The Sun has got his Hat on. He's coming out to Play...
by OFSO
Thu Mar 21, 2024 6:39 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. Supposed to be turning cold here at the weekend but today is mild, if grey.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:39 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
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Re: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!

They've been fitting District Line underground trains here with fast-charging batteries on an experimental basis. They are now independent of the third rail supply. First reports are it works well.
by OFSO
Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:36 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Hydro, Mrs OFSO was exhausted for months and lost her appetite after her knee infection. Was told it wasn't the surgery to install the knee joint but the infection. A grey start to the day but 18° forecast. Will soon have to discard the Heatech pullovers which I've been wearing since last autumn. Te...
by OFSO
Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:36 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Horrors this morning. Had to have my toenails clipped. I have super sensitive toenails. Makes me writhe. I'd rather have either radiation zapping or dental root canal - or both at the same time - than my toenails cut. Especially when Mrs OFSO insists on freeing the sides of the toenails from the sur...
by OFSO
Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:40 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. A sunny dawn followed by clouds moving in.
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Well, one day the Ops Flight Director came in at 3am, showing some German Floozie the control room to impress her, and there's the blasted chimpanzee merrily uplinking commands to ***. He had H up on the carpet the next morning with his boss from Airworks, sent packing on the spot. Dreadful really. ...
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:50 pm
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Topic: Friday Jokes
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Talking to an old colleague the other day, reminiscing about former days at the Ops Control Centre in Darmstadt. "Whatever happened to old so-and-so ?" Oh didn't you hear, frightful scandal. He had to leave. "What happened ?" Well, remember those interminable night shifts, a pass every ninety minute...
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:26 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Left home at 08:45. Walked to station.
Southwest train to London
Underground to Harley Street (Regents Park).
Zapped (pictures on prostate thread).
Underground back to Waterloo.
Southwest train back home to Teddington.
Arrived at flat 12:45.
Delicious lunch awaiting cooked by Mrs OFSO.
by OFSO
Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:50 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Morning all. A sunny Dawn and not the forecast rain - no doubt that will come later. Up to town early for the daily zapping.
by OFSO
Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: We need more
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Re: We need more

The best explanation I ever heard of that was by Billy Connolly. Munchety Crunchety
by OFSO
Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:24 am
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Morning all. Looks wet outside (obviously outside). Thanks for the wishes. As far as us ancients slowly crumbling away are concerned, I can only quote Herman Melville in "White Jacket": "Life's a voyage that is homeward bound."