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by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:57 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Fish Driven Car
Replies: 13
Views: 462

Re: Fish Driven Car

Cue shoals of fish, driving Tesla's on your local freeway... =))
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:19 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Champagne? Only if it comes from Russia
Replies: 44
Views: 1834

Re: Champagne? Only if it comes from Russia

And what book is that Pinky? 'Licking the Taliban's Flip-Flop,' written by James Lee; a friend of The Green Goblin A somewhat hilarious account of one Man's six month tour (and his last one in the British Army) as a 'Mover' in Afghanistan. Reading it, there were quite a few times when I was almost ...
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:31 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19747
Views: 1057293

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

It looks like the Goblin household is about to be invaded by 3 feline lodgers until March (sigh). An old friend of my better half's, an ex policeman, and his wife have recently sold their house in Scotland, but due to some complexity in conveyancing with respect to their new place in London, are sta...
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:47 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
Replies: 298
Views: 13508

Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama

Years back I made a technical presentation at a computer show which was covered by the industry press and who contrived not only to get my name wrong, but fouled up my job title too... "Mr M Bareback, Anal Programmer, indicated that the cyclomatic complexity indices for the software under review wer...
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:14 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama
Replies: 298
Views: 13508

Re: Write your own Daily Mail aviation incident drama

"The Daily Mail got a scoop, but got the names of the crew wrong" The article hopelessly mis-spelled my name! And to this very day, some thirty years later, I am still most thankful and grateful that it did!! :-bd :-bd So your real name is Slinky the Pilatus? ;)))
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:41 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Handsfree (Eric)
Replies: 95
Views: 3497

Re: Handsfree (Eric)

A kind and gentle member here, who I didn't know personally, who has clearly suffered bad health with great humour and fortitude. I am truly saddened at his loss. RIP HF.
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Absent Friends
Replies: 372
Views: 54772

Re: Absent Friends

Ibbie wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:37 am
Handsfree (Eric) passed away last night.

I have opened a seperate thread.
=((
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:31 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!
Replies: 25
Views: 801

Re: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!

Indeed, thank you.... :) Some fortuitous turns of events have seen some misunderstandings and misgivings cleared up as well... :) Good to hear. Life is like that sometimes. What seemed absolutely insupportable, becomes bearable and then vanishes completely. A little time (and sleep) are often great...
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:24 am
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: They continued to destination.........?!
Replies: 5
Views: 275

Re: They continued to destination.........?!

Boac wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:17 am
Where do they find these training captains? https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/wiki.php?id=216077
And tower controllers!
The Tower controller did not detect that the aircraft had turned unto runway 12 and only noticed when the aircraft was about eight seconds before liftoff.
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:18 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19747
Views: 1057293

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Boac wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:17 am
No need to be personal.
=))
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:17 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19747
Views: 1057293

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Boac wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:05 am
Hilarious - enjoyed that! (PS Not the Baboon...)
Louche, decadent looking ape that he is! =))
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:51 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19747
Views: 1057293

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Midst all the perils that one might encounter in Southern Africa, there is now this new one (apparently)...

bonking baboon.JPG
It isn't even April the 1st! =))

Snopes keeps us sane... apparently the baboons are suing the press!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-b ... e-village/
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:29 am
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: Plane Crash, Train Smash
Replies: 11
Views: 405

Re: Plane Crash, Train Smash

Pontius Navigator wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:27 am
Flying pan GG
;)))

Velly Chinese of you PN!

Confucius say plane on lails soon suffer shock!
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:26 am
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: Plane Crash, Train Smash
Replies: 11
Views: 405

Re: Plane Crash, Train Smash

From the frying pan into the fire!

Offtherails.JPG
Place in line...
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:32 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Appropriate and inappropriate names for professions!
Replies: 33
Views: 1349

Re: Appropriate and inappropriate names for professions!

ExSp33db1rd wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:46 am
...& Wellbeloved
Estate Agent ? Inappropriate ?
As we know, Douglas Adams used a Highbury based estate agency, Hotblack Desatio as the name of the humanoid rock band leader of the Galactic rock band Disaster Area, who died in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe for tax purposes!
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:28 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!
Replies: 25
Views: 801

Re: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!

EA01 wrote:
Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:24 am
Apologies for my foul language and mood recently.... :/ .... and thank you for being there ... :)
No apologies needed by me anyway. I trust your better half is on the mend EA01! :)
by TheGreenGoblin
Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:45 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19747
Views: 1057293

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Gonzo in Botswana... I know that Botswana is a big place but socially and business wise it is a small place, and often there in not much more than two degrees of separation between people, particularly the small white community! Thus I was wondering whether the ex-Ascots had come across Hunter S Tho...
by TheGreenGoblin
Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:37 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!
Replies: 25
Views: 801

Re: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!

As ever, setting the Aussie cultural scene on fire.... Tropical **** Storm...



For those who may be unfamiliar with their ouevre!


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****

=))
by TheGreenGoblin
Mon Jan 10, 2022 2:02 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Word of the day...
Replies: 166
Views: 8355

Re: Word of the day...

spork = a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the bowl of a spoon with the tines of a fork

tine = a slender pointed projecting part or the pointed part of an antler.

Quattuorvigintillion = 10^75
by TheGreenGoblin
Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:51 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!
Replies: 25
Views: 801

Re: Forget the bondage dungeons in Bremerhaven, Aussie culture rules!

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