Search found 1355 matches

by jimtherev
Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:46 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Great Movie Lines...
Replies: 58
Views: 2052
Gender:

Re: Great Movie Lines...

Dundee 1
"That's not a knife..."
by jimtherev
Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:11 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Cat 1 Me 0 I have trouble with one of my sacroiliac joints and so sometimes as it is quite uncomfortable when trying to sleep I find moving around helps. However the cat has decided that it is imperative that she sleeps under the covers and right up against me. This of course means that I am unable...
by jimtherev
Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Can any of our dog-collared (see the connection?) friends here enlighten me why the clergy seem to have such a fascination with steam traction? Awdry Treacy Boston Chesterman... One has asked the same questions numerous times. One drives diesel too; not fussy. Dad had a spell running a workshop for...
by jimtherev
Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Pig!
Replies: 41
Views: 1690
Gender:

What about bacon?

Does Handsfreehave any pics of his home-cured? I'm tempted to try this meself - preferably whilst erindoors is away being grandma somewhere. If so, I'll be back asking for instructions.
by jimtherev
Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:52 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

On great storm day we lived next to an office building; bloke in a hut outside our kitchen window wore a black mac and peaked cap. His vocabulary up to then consisted of one sentence: "You can't park 'ere mate." In kitchen at 05:00 to watch his hut rise vertically in the air about 20', dis...
by jimtherev
Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:55 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Cursive writing
Replies: 60
Views: 2605
Gender:

Re: Cursive writing

Keef reminds me of a time when I was reading some old minutes, before I sent the books to the County Records Office. The following was accurate, but frustratingly incomplete. (the dates are made up, by the way, but the contents are as accurate as I remember them...) 2nd February 1910 The minister r...
by jimtherev
Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:27 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Morning all,
In view of the absence of the usual report from Hands, I will state that it's erruugh here, too. Hoping it will clear a bit later, so that I can go up and tell them how to run the railway. (I never roster meself for a bank hol; too much like hard work.) ;)
by jimtherev
Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:04 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Keef wrote:... I finally finished reading the book on Faculties that I started two months ago.

Is that Faculties as in 'We'll have to get a Faculty before we paint that door, yer Reverence'?
If so, what a fantastic bloke you are. So dedicated.

But of course we knew that, anyway.
by jimtherev
Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:14 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The supernatural
Replies: 53
Views: 1581
Gender:

Re: The supernatural

Back in the day, I helped a young woman move into a 'new' home on the Old Kent Road. Couple of weeks later, she loved the house, but wouldn't go in the back door because "it feels spooky" Then a neighbour asked her how she liked living in the murder house. Seems that it was a wife-killed-h...
by jimtherev
Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:28 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Going daft, just spent two minutes trying to lite a ciggy wi a memory stick. Worse still: I've just been into Belper, buying of WedAnniv card for 'er, and when I went to pull out me dosh, me favourite memory stick shot out of me pocket and I trod on it. Just goes to prove that no good deed goes unp...
by jimtherev
Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:02 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Hello, anyone home?
Replies: 49
Views: 3231
Gender:

Re: Hello, anyone home?

I've been called a patronising liberal on another place.
Will that do for now?
by jimtherev
Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:49 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Hello Tony!

Just a quick hello from me, too, FSL, then it's beer o'clock.
by jimtherev
Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:27 pm
Forum: Computer Chatter
Topic: Windows 10
Replies: 150
Views: 5512
Gender:

Re: Windows 10

Loaded W10 on one of my Lenovo T61s on Friday, having had the nod from M$haft that I could - and also that I could revert to '7 if I wanted to within the month. Took over 2 hours to download & another hour to install. Behaved itself: reloaded all the software I was using under '7; even gave the ...
by jimtherev
Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:55 pm
Forum: Where Are They Now
Topic: MIA's
Replies: 197
Views: 11116
Gender:

Re: MIA's

Only delayed by the fact that the email didn't arrive, then read someone else's contribution saying that (s)he had managed to get on without (Courtesy of admin, I guess) so here Oi be.
And glad of it.
And thanks to the coded prompt to come over from (youknowwhoyou are).
by jimtherev
Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:50 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread I
Replies: 11666
Views: 231957
Gender:

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread 1

Good to see that your senior chaplain got here already. I can therefore comfortably assume my accustomed supernumerary position. (Protestant, but not CofE, you understand!) Come to think of it, in this parish, I guess I'm one of his parishioners....