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by ricardian
Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:19 pm
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This was the forerunner of Google in my school days.
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by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Ricardian-both articles were very interesting. Please keep us informed on ship developments. Orkney is no stranger to ship wrecks, 52 ships of the German Fleet (about 400,000 tons in total) scuttled themselves in Scapa Flow in 1919. Many were refloated and towed south for scrap in the 1920s & 1930s...
by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:15 pm
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If you cannot think of the correct word for something, just say "I forget the English word for it" and people will think that you're bilingual instead of an idiot.
by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:47 pm
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Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Husband: Does this tie make me look bald?
Wife: But you are bald.
Husband: I reserve the right not to incriminate myself...
by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:36 pm
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Back in the good old days

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by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:44 pm
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by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:44 pm
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Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Billions of miles away at the edge of the Solar System, Voyager 1 has gone mad and has begun to die. Voyager stored its internal data on a digital tape recorder. Yes, a tape recorder, storing information on magnetic tape. It wasn’t designed to function at a hundred degrees below zero. It wasn’t des...
by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 11:11 am
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My friend's wife said that he should be more in touch with his feminine side so he crashed the car and ignored her all day for no reason.
by ricardian
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:10 am
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Bloke in the pub: I bet my wife a pound that I wouldn't buy another fishing rod. She wins a pound, I get a new fishing rod, everybody's happy.
by ricardian
Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:06 am
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One of my favourite scientific discoveries in recent years is that amongst domesticated animals, dogs can recognise the difference between themselves and human beings, but cats think that the humans who live them are just completely incompetent cats.
by ricardian
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:19 pm
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by ricardian
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:18 pm
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I lived & worked in Scarborough in the 1980s and in the 1990s I moved to live & work in Cheltenham. A few years later a colleague & I made a work trip from Cheltenham back to Scarborough for a few days, staying in an hotel. One day I found myself leaving work with my colleague in our hire care and a...
by ricardian
Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:23 pm
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The other day I woke up in a panic, thinking that I was late for work. Fortunately, I soon realised that I was already at work.
by ricardian
Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:06 pm
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by ricardian
Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:45 pm
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I have to say that some of you drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're all that I ever wanted in friends.
by ricardian
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:31 pm
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by ricardian
Sat Feb 17, 2024 12:27 am
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by ricardian
Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:57 pm
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My friend took his gran to a fish spa where the little fish eat the dead skin. It took a long time and cost £75 but, as he said, it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral.
by ricardian
Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:56 pm
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Aren't animals amazing! I just drove past a hospital and there was a sign saying "Guard dogs operate at this hospital."
by ricardian
Fri Feb 16, 2024 3:19 pm
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