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by llondel
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:20 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10949
Views: 522309

Re: Friday Jokes

There are 10 types of people, those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in ternary.
by llondel
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Capetonian WOE Thread
Replies: 4939
Views: 163521

Re: The Capetonian WOE Thread

Opsboi wrote:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:02 pm
Show it to the gnomes and give them a set of Scrabble letters
"What do you get if you multiply six by nine"
by llondel
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:39 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Chaos in North Korea
Replies: 42
Views: 4631

Re: Chaos in North Korea

Alan Titchmarsh gains street cred! North Korea's state television channel has censored a BBC gardening programme - by blurring out presenter Alan Titchmarsh's trousers. Central TV aired a 2010 edition of Alan Titchmarsh's Garden Secrets for its morning audience, but made sure that viewers could not ...
by llondel
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The Capetonian WOE Thread
Replies: 4939
Views: 163521

Re: The Capetonian WOE Thread

Looks very Netherlands, but not Amsterdam.
by llondel
Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Millions of us might be **** if we ignore the Russian-Ukraine war
Replies: 5883
Views: 199825

Re: Millions of us might be **** if we ignore the Russian-Ukraine war

Well, apparently they did, but according to Sly News, Russia's ambassador to Poland did not attend the foreign ministry in Warsaw today despite being summoned to do so. Arrogance personified. A diplomatic note will be sent by another means, the foreign ministry said. So if Poland stationed some ant...
by llondel
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:11 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: WTF is happening in the UK?
Replies: 6319
Views: 217525

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Here it is folks the list no one knew that they needed :)) https://www.danwoottonoutspoken.com/p/the-fifty-worst-people-in-the-uk Fortunately I've never heard of several of them until reading their names on that list. I do wonder what the left-wing equivalent list would be, then we could have fun m...
by llondel
Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:01 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Millions of us might be **** if we ignore the Russian-Ukraine war
Replies: 5883
Views: 199825

Re: Millions of us might be **** if we ignore the Russian-Ukraine war

I guess the terms "drone" and "UAV" have collided a bit. To me, that's big enough to be a UAV, I consider a drone to be more the small quadcopter type of thing.
by llondel
Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:50 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19824
Views: 1069365

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

reddo wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:01 pm
Washed car. It rained.
Did not wash car. It still rained.
by llondel
Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:10 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Any animal killers here?
Replies: 513
Views: 27556

Re: Any animal killers here?

Woody wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:16 am
Didn’t have to scroll down very far before the inevitable stop the boats comment from a DM reader, because that’s really going to solve the countries problems ^!
Does the UK have problems with elephants arriving illegally in large numbers in boats?
by llondel
Sat Mar 23, 2024 7:56 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10949
Views: 522309

Re: Friday Jokes

Only wearing one glove today. The weather forecast says it's going to be cold, but on the other hand it may be warm.
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:58 pm
Forum: Space Related (& Freight) Ops
Topic: SpaceX
Replies: 946
Views: 55321

Re: SpaceX

I thought they'd had something similar for the Shuttle, given its lack of other obvious escape mechanisms - down the line, take cover in a shelter and hope to survive the pressure wave of the blast.
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Aviation Incidents
Topic: More Boeing Bad News
Replies: 1051
Views: 53552

Re: More Boeing Bad News

I always thought the big plus of a jet was the lack of moving parts. Just that one big spinny thing (occasionally two) in the middle, and a few valves. Chucking in a load of gears is just asking for more trouble, although I guess they're using the record of turbopros as a starting point for putting ...
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19824
Views: 1069365

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Independent today: "Spending a lot of time on the computer may be linked to an increased risk of erectile dysfunction in men, researchers have said. A study of more than 200,000 men indicates that for every additional 1.2 hours spent using a computer, the chances of experiencing erectile dysfunctio...
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:25 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10949
Views: 522309

Re: Friday Jokes

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to t...
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:44 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19824
Views: 1069365

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Karearea wrote:
Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:27 am
My flock of geese included a Canada-goose cross-bred. Nice, intelligent bird.
"Nice" and "Canada Goose" don't really belong in the same sentence.
by llondel
Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
Replies: 10949
Views: 522309

Re: Friday Jokes

We had a contest at work for the best neckwear.

It was a tie.
by llondel
Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
Replies: 857
Views: 53713

Re: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!

The top speed is about 44kph/27mph (same as the guy in the video) on the level. I would not want to go faster anyway because of the brakes, but it is perfectly stable at this speed. I managed to exceed a 40mph speed limit on my bike some years ago. down the hill into the Stroud Valley on the A419. ...
by llondel
Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Replies: 19824
Views: 1069365

Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

Ex-Ascot wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:57 am
Morning folks. Blazing sunshine. Would love to bring you a VC10 John but they trashed them all I think.
Duxford has one. Not that I think they'd part with it.
by llondel
Wed Mar 20, 2024 3:09 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
Replies: 857
Views: 53713

Re: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!

I think the London Underground has had regenerative braking for a long time, way before it became fashionable for cars. A train coming into a station could dump energy back into the power rails. It had limited use originally, but it looks like they've had all sorts of upgrades in the last ten years ...
by llondel
Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:55 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!
Replies: 857
Views: 53713

Re: Electric Cars II - Not Silly!

There's already a maglev train in Shanghai. Way more fun than taking a taxi from the airport. Once I'd figured that out on my first trip there, I used the maglev and metro network to get to my hotel on subsequent visits. It was cheaper than a taxi, too, and faster.