...and probably believes it, too. It's just that that nasty Mr Biden won't let him into his White House.
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- Mon Nov 06, 2023 11:35 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: Chaos in USA
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- Tue Oct 31, 2023 11:44 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Was that an East Anglian tradition, 1DC? Certainly when I worked on Portland one was commanded on pain of death to call 'em 'little furry animals'. Say the R word and there was a probability that tools would be downed and workers would leave for the day. During my time there, there was a child of on...
- Mon Oct 23, 2023 10:55 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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Wod - please give Trabb's best to Ibbie when next you're in contact.
- Sat Oct 21, 2023 10:35 pm
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Crikey, Rev. Jim, how deep was the water? Glad a safe conclusion... Dunno, Didn't get out to look - but prob about 50-60 cm deep I guess. We were supposed to be running a quiz/lunch for Alzheimer's Society today, but decided to postpone because of so many roads closed. However, Mrs J decided it bes...
- Fri Oct 20, 2023 10:37 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Committed an abject stupidity today. Drove into a flood which drowned me sparking plugs.
Fortunately, t'Auris is a hybrid, which saved my bacon. But was a scary half-a-mile, watching the battery charge slowly proceed from 8 bars to 2 bars...
ICE restarted almost immediately I was feet dry. Phew!
Fortunately, t'Auris is a hybrid, which saved my bacon. But was a scary half-a-mile, watching the battery charge slowly proceed from 8 bars to 2 bars...
ICE restarted almost immediately I was feet dry. Phew!
- Sun Oct 15, 2023 10:46 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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... and the usual belated love and prayers for Karearea & rellies from Jim.
(On parade just in time to go to bed... been a busy Sunday.)
(On parade just in time to go to bed... been a busy Sunday.)
- Sat Oct 14, 2023 10:21 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Things you never see on TV any more...
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Lived in Weymouth in the sixties; wrestling once a month at the Winter Gardens. ISTR Wednesdays... Also once a month just down the coast at Bridport; Thursdays. It was said, and I believed this but was too lazy / tight to see for myself, that the two venues had exactly the same bill, but that most o...
- Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:46 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Unmitigated telephonic disaster for Mrs Jim in the last 36 hours! Started yesterday with the thing losing connection with the provider - 5 bars on mine, 0 on hers. Re-booted. All well. Then at lunchtime it failed in the middle of a call when she was getting "talked in" to a charity, the recipient of...
- Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:58 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
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"Meanwhile, the head of President Emmanuel Macron's Renaissance party in the French National Assembly, Sylvain Maillard, said a cross-party bill would be put forward "at the beginning of December" to combat the "scourge" of bedbugs." One wonders whether the bill will enforce basic hygiene elements ...
- Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:38 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Ecclesiastical Duties
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I seem to officiate at more funerals than weddings these days. Even sadder: an increasing number of these for no fee, since they're friends...
- Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:17 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
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Thanks to Hydromat for the explanation of what until now has been a mystery.
A question: does anyone enjoy watching/playing Australian Rules?
A question: does anyone enjoy watching/playing Australian Rules?
- Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:23 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Has this site just gone to sleep or is it dying?
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- Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:33 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: Rape
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I wonder what proportion of rapes take place within the family circle? Pretty horrific. I know of a colleague who coerced his daughters into sex by telling them "daddy won't love you any more if you don't. " Apalling. Yup. I remember when I had occasion to dob someone in that he tearfully protested...
- Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:32 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Hi BM, good to see you're back
- Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:47 pm
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: How slow can you go? - 20 mile an hour speed limits...
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Actually I've just returned from the Welsh borders - in out in out of the limits. Found it quite difficult a) at that speed ya can't hear the motor (hybrid) so have to fixate on speedo - or satnav, actually, 'cos it's just about in my eyeline b) at that speed the cruise control won't engage - seems ...
- Fri Sep 15, 2023 10:20 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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"this b%y computer won't work" A Reverend's Wife actually using intemperate Language???? :-o /:) :-ss Say it 'aint so, Jimthe rev!!!! (Wish we had an 'eek' smilie) Probably learnt it from me. Five years of prison chaplaincy left a certain mark... :ymdevil: Oh, and she went to a PE college
- Thu Sep 14, 2023 10:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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OHL - excellent! OFSO - you defeated the gremlin! The idea was that you got so mad with the thing that you never noticed the bit of trim. You were not required to be so laid-back that you found it. As any fule kno, inanimate objects always delight in discombobulating us. Probably twice a week I'm ca...
- Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:01 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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I probably had a couple of dozen open-coffin funerals in my Central London church - all West Africans. Processing up the aisle and wailing by the coffin obligatory; use of video camera optional - tho' I would not allow either once proceedings were under way. (Took a long time before I could get star...
- Wed Sep 06, 2023 10:38 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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I am now quite old for a human being. My television is quite old for a television. Thus I'm having increasing difficulty reading the little scorey bits at the bottom of the screen (cricket) and side of the screen (F1) Astonishingly, Mrs Jim, who is nowhere near as old as I am (tho' older than the TV...
- Mon Sep 04, 2023 10:31 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Well done, Ex-As