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Where do the OFSOs go ?
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OFSO » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:50 pm
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Once contracts exchanged we have to move out of present flat. Where do we go ? Anyone with a few rooms available in, say, a stately home or castle ?...
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Admin, might as well delete this thread. Just over two years since our original UK eviction, thanks to Mrs OFSO's diligence and hard work, we are...
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Last post by OFSO
Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:35 pm
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Is this Politics or Agony Aunt??
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EA01 » Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:49 am
Rachelle Miller, a Married Mother & Liberal Party staffer, enters into a consensual affair with a Liberal Party Minister,...claims bullying...and...
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Last post by EA01
Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:49 am
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What prevents us from common sense?
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G-CPTN » Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:20 pm
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I currently have a situation where I know what the common sense action would be, but I cannot begin to action that activity.
It isn't...
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My mother was a student at Central Drama School in the 1940s. Christopher Fry, who at the time was developing his play 'The Lady's Not For Burning',...
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Last post by Undried Plum
Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:23 am
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Hubcaps
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OFSO » Tue Mar 01, 2022 2:02 pm
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We have now spent around six hours searching either side of a section of around 200m of a lane, bordered on one side by a few feet of descent into...
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Sadly the wheel which overtook me in Wantage market place in 1960 was - or should have been - attached to my rear axle. I was enthusiastically helped...
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Last post by jimtherev
Mon May 09, 2022 9:02 am
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A Good Nights Sleep...
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OFSO » Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:05 am
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Why does the occasional Good Nights Sleep - a solid seven or eight hours with none or maybe one pee break, and waking up late at seven - leave me...
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I am not sure which version registers naps and not just night sleep.
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Last post by Rwy in Sight
Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:47 pm
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Flea
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OFSO » Thu Mar 03, 2022 11:10 am
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Dear Auntie - I awoke me this morning to find a line of flea bites on my belly. When this has happened before, I named the flea Igor as is...
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A lesson in linguistics. The local word for stinging and biting pests of insectile nature is bichu . However there is no formal restriction in size....
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Last post by OFSO
Thu Mar 10, 2022 6:52 pm
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Socks !
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OFSO » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:41 am
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Why, from a pair of socks, does one go into holes while the other remains more or less intact ? I have numerous single socks in the drawer where the...
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Last post by OFSO
Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:53 pm
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Where did I go wrong as Leader?
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OFSO » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:41 am
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Dear Agony Aunt: where did I go wrong as leader ? In order to get elected I had to stop that nasty Farage chappy with his silly "Leave the...
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Moberg was more of a leader...
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Last post by TheGreenGoblin
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:29 am
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Regrets. Useful to carry around or not?
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by Slasher » Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:43 am
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In TRABB a couple of days ago I mentioned I sat next to a 70yo fellow pilot retiree while I was flying to HKG who threw in the airline game at 54....
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Cue for :
I know I'm a little late, but this English girl makes quite a good effort at Edith's most famous song:
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Last post by ian16th
Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:48 pm
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Is it 'Dear John and Mary' or 'Dear Mary and John'
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by Capetonian » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:42 pm
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I am never quite sure when writing to friends if the correct protocol is :
'Dear John and Mary', which I think is traditional, or
'Dear Mary and...
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I'm getting the hang of it ! I wouldn't be too bothered as a Politician, they meet millions as part of the game, but personal social connections ?
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Last post by ExSp33db1rd
Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:37 am
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Difficult decision
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OFSO » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:29 pm
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A friend called me this afternoon, distraught. He was in the garage and had just dropped a spanner on the floor. So he bent down behind his Kawasaki...
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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
Here's an interesting advice column:
Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,...
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Last post by Capetonian
Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:41 pm
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A dream for discussion.
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boing » Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:22 pm
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Here is an odd-ball post simply to provide a subject for discussion.
I know I dream considerably but very rarely do I remember the content of the...
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Last one I had was after watching a few episodes of Married With Children that day and dreamt that night of having Peg Bundy on her table.
Peg...
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Last post by TheGreenGoblin
Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:13 pm
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Preoccupied with the flesh
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by Slasher » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:59 am
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Dunno whether to post this here or in Medical forum. I'll try here first.
Lately I'm becoming far too preoccupied with porn and sex, to the point...
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Perhaps there was no-one to play the pungi?
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Last post by Boac
Sun Nov 03, 2019 5:29 pm
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Serious help needed
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OFSO » Thu May 09, 2019 3:22 pm
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The OFSO'S are looking for property to buy when the present probate sale is completed. Needless to say our first move is internet searches on...
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TF, we found a mutually acceptable house that ticked all the boxes and I was prepared to accept that the drive to the garages was not flat. We were...
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Last post by Pontius Navigator
Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:28 pm
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Helping a alcoholic
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Jetex Jim » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:28 am
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The question is, how can one help a alcoholic? I've been unable to help my alcoholic friend without inadvertently facilitating her drinking.
This...
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Your first paragraph is so very true. In our circle of friends we have seen several drink themselves to death. In one case, getting out of bed,...
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Last post by OFSO
Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:45 am
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The Beard
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OFSO » Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:21 am
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From the 1960's to the 1990's I always had a beard. Fine, reddish-golden, curly and evidence of my virility, it shone in the sun and was not only my...
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French use lowest amount of water per person per annum in the whole EU so soap not necessary.
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Last post by OFSO
Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:50 pm
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The bomb run
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OFSO » Thu Jul 18, 2019 4:16 pm
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My turn to expose, as it were, an embarrassing problem. I never know, and never have known, at what pressure my pee is going to emerge. Usually,...
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Trumped back--- can you fly backwards?
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Last post by G~Man
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:50 am
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Ok, I'm back
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flynverted » Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:46 am
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Been gone for a while, reflecting on life and sh!t...
With all the sh!t i been through I'm still ****...
A woman can rock your world or kick you in...
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Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - and it hurts.
Glad that you've pulled through and decided to stay and join us again.
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Last post by G-CPTN
Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:45 am
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At the gym
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OFSO » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:16 pm
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Dear Agony Aunt
Am I being unfaithful to my wife in thought if not in deed when I fancy two girls who turn up at the gym together ? and is it any...
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Giant Haystacks reached 45 stone at one stage . . .
But the chances of him being thrown out of the ring and landing on the audience were pretty...
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Last post by llondel
Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:12 pm
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Where can it all go wrong?
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larsssnowpharter » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:24 pm
Background: Señora Larss is the middle one of 7 (5 girls and 2 boys) in a close knit Filipino family. The youngest, a boy, suffered a severe head...
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Last post by larsssnowpharter
Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:24 pm
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Erotic hairdressing
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OFSO » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:12 pm
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I was at my hairdressers this morning. It used to be an all-male establishment, both cutters and patrons, but the owner (nice chap) couldn't find any...
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Unfortunately the only time I had a pre-cut wash was by a Moroccan barber in a relatively posh area of Brussels. Looking back at the event I...
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Last post by Rwy in Sight
Sun Nov 11, 2018 12:03 am
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C2 H5 OH
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fin » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:52 pm
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NO idea whether this topic will thrive here or die on the vine.
The role that alcohol plays in a person's life varies widely from one person to...
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Probes, Baltica ? Not bad, but a but sweet to my taste.
Possibly - but it does not have that 'aftertaste' or perfume... or whatever, that most...
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Last post by probes
Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:58 pm
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Giving money to street beggars.
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by Capetonian » Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:50 am
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I've certainly always been opposed to giving money to street beggars, for the reasons outlined below, but the article is thought-provoking, although...
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Another thing I do and it might help is put food - any kind and maybe more unusual like chocolate or chips to the boxes after the tills at the...
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Last post by Rwy in Sight
Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:50 pm
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Been a sh!tty day....
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flynverted » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:52 am
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Mia's birthday was 24/9... Our anniversary is 16/10...
Got heaps of p.m.'s from Cap'n Slasher and Mr.Cape...
And the p.m.'s were greatly...
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Took my Fiesta in for service plus MoT/ITV today and Ford didn't have a courtesy car ready. Bugger. Came home on the bus, which being Spain cost me...
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Last post by OFSO
Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:03 pm
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What to use ?
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OFSO » Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:26 pm
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Dear Agony Aunt
For the same time as last year, a husband and his wife and their two teenage daughters have arrived to stay for a couple of weeks at...
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Two years later, an update. Quality of nubile wenches renting Spanish villas in my urbanisation has fallen to near zero. However good friend visiting...
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Last post by OFSO
Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:29 pm
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