Demotion

Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
admin
Chief Engineer
Posts: 1243
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:58 am
Location: By a sunny beach on Port Philip Bay.
Gender:
Age: 80

Demotion

#1 Post by admin » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:37 pm

It is with considerable regret that I have to announce the demotion of 500N from Chief Pilot to Snr First Officer after he successfully turned the simulater into a smoking wreck. Please note: All simulator assessments will now be postponed for the immediate future. Thank You

See the mess below after he attempted to reverse into a parking space. This occurring before he was even half way through his assessment.

Bent Aeroplane.jpg

Sisemen

Re: Demotion

#2 Post by Sisemen » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:39 pm

Snigger, snigger

User avatar
Dushan
Capt
Capt
Posts: 1479
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2015 8:23 pm
Location: Right wing
Gender:
Age: 71

Re: Demotion

#3 Post by Dushan » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:55 pm

Is he the one without the safety vest? Figures...
Because they stand on the wall and say "nothing's gonna hurt you tonight, not on my watch".

User avatar
500N
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 6985
Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:27 pm
Location: The Great Southern Land - Melbourne, Aus
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#4 Post by 500N » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:58 pm

=)) =)) =))

It'll buff out !

User avatar
Airborne Aircrew
Capt
Capt
Posts: 1292
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:44 am
Location: SE Michigan
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#5 Post by Airborne Aircrew » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:08 pm

500N:

How did I know you'd say that? :))
Reasons for being banned to date:-

1. Espousing extreme views
2. PITA, (love this one)...

User avatar
500N
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 6985
Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:27 pm
Location: The Great Southern Land - Melbourne, Aus
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#6 Post by 500N » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:12 pm

Because you and I have a similar (warped ;) ) sense of humour based on backgrounds ? :D


(And Qantas never writes off a hull, regardless of the cost of fixing it !)

Pinky the pilot
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 2510
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:20 am
Location: Back home, looking for a bad bottle of Red
Gender:
Age: 69

Re: Demotion

#7 Post by Pinky the pilot » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:16 am

500N; You should have taken lessons from any Talair Pilot of the 90's.

They could reverse park Twin Otters and Bandits quite easily. Used to see them do it nearly every night!

Always wished we could do the same with the 'brumm brumm's.' (Known these days as Bongo vans!)
You only live twice. Once when you're born. Once when you've looked death in the face.

User avatar
500N
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 6985
Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:27 pm
Location: The Great Southern Land - Melbourne, Aus
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#8 Post by 500N » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:17 am

Pinky

Maybe I should learn to fly first before I try to reverse park an aircraft :D

Pinky the pilot
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 2510
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:20 am
Location: Back home, looking for a bad bottle of Red
Gender:
Age: 69

Re: Demotion

#9 Post by Pinky the pilot » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:02 am

Maybe I should learn to fly first before I try to reverse park an aircraft


'To be sure and that might be a good idea!' :D

As an old Irish Mate of mine would possibly put it! :|
You only live twice. Once when you're born. Once when you've looked death in the face.

User avatar
probes
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 2843
Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:01 pm
Location: 'Urop
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#10 Post by probes » Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:48 pm

500N wrote:Pinky
Maybe I should learn to fly first before I try to reverse park an aircraft :D


Are they fly-parked? #-o

User avatar
dubbleyew eight
Capt
Capt
Posts: 1207
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:13 am
Location: vaguely somewhere
Age: 71

Re: Demotion

#11 Post by dubbleyew eight » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:29 am

famous words from a hostile to a pilot. "your fly is undone"

User avatar
Ex-Ascot
Test Pilot
Test Pilot
Posts: 13096
Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:16 am
Location: Botswana but sometimes Greece
Gender:
Age: 68

Re: Demotion

#12 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:46 pm

First day at the airline, 20 chaps, chief pilot gives us an introductory presentation with his flies open. 50% ex Royal Air Force, as indeed he was, who found it difficult to call him by his Christian name as invited. We were not prepared to tell him. A guy who had mortgaged his house and wife to get himself that far did at the coffee break. Was this a test?
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.

User avatar
Lon
FO
FO
Posts: 76
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:53 pm
Location: up someone's nose
Gender:

Re: Demotion

#13 Post by Lon » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:14 pm

at least he ensured the airline logo was unrecognisable

BenThere
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 3804
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:54 am
Location: Michigan/Quintana Roo
Gender:
Age: 72

Re: Demotion

#14 Post by BenThere » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:34 pm

And he provided valuable test data which will be used to promulgate future efficiencies that may result in the saving of the planet. Pardon me while I succumb to tears.

Post Reply