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- Ex-Ascot
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100 postings to go until I get my command back. 99 now!
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Too many FO's in this fleet, already , already. Gonna have to demote a few.
- Ex-Ascot
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Alison, darling, you could always promote a few.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Heyyyy! 200+ posts and only three gold stars - has the number of missions been raised again?
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henry crun wrote:Heyyyy! 200+ posts and only three gold stars - has the number of missions been raised again?
Yes, It is set by Alison that when you get to the next ranking, the rankings change by adding 50 posts required
to achieve the next rank / star
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I'll never get my command back.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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There you go. You can be our Test Pilot.
What that means is a) you're expendable and b) they don't trust you with SLF onboard.
Alison
What that means is a) you're expendable and b) they don't trust you with SLF onboard.
Alison
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Alison, darling most of my pax were not SLF, they were carried aboard. Once had 14 corgis on but only 13 off. Found one puppy asleep underneath a seat.
500N is going to be p1ssed off.
500N is going to be p1ssed off.
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Ex-Ascot wrote::x Alison, darling most of my pax were not SLF, they were carried aboard. Once had 14 corgis on but only 13 off. Found one puppy asleep underneath a seat.
Are you saying you were only trusted to fly the dogs ?
Ex-Ascot wrote:500N is going to be p1ssed off.
(Can't find a crying dummy spit smilie)
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Ex-Ascot wrote:Once had 14 corgis on but only 13 off. Found one puppy asleep underneath a seat.
Did QE II come with, or did they fly unaccompanied.
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most of my pax were not SLF, they were carried aboard. Once had 14 corgis on but only 13 off. Found one puppy asleep underneath a seat.
I once had about 240 live saltwater Crocodiles crammed into a C402. Loaded at Mt Hagen for a croc farm at Madang (I think. Long time ago.) Each in a heavy duty cardboard carton with a strong rubber band holding their jaws shut.
I was most relieved after arriving at the destination to find that none had managed to escape from their containers.
Though I once heard a story that a Talair Pilot was once not so lucky!
Re the thread subject; Any chance we could have 'Personal Titles' at all Alison?
You only live twice. Once when you're born. Once when you've looked death in the face.
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One of our BN2A's acquired a snake between the pedals in Daru. After a while it seem to disappear without coming out. To all intents and purposes the aircraft was grounded indefinitely as no one was prepared to fly it. It was 250nm back to Port Moresby, a few hours in an Islander, with nowhere to land in between and a snake sitting on your feet.
Think about it, but it's a lot of work.
Alison
PS. How did the crocs get up to Mt Hagen?
Pinky the pilot wrote:Any chance we could have 'Personal Titles' at all Alison?
Think about it, but it's a lot of work.
Alison
PS. How did the crocs get up to Mt Hagen?
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Very few people I'd trust to fly my hounds around. They're more important than humans IMO.
Accident in he DRC where a baby croc got out of someone's luggage and all the pax headed for the cockpit to escape it. Unrecoverable CofG shift led to the aircraft spearing in I believe.
Kariba and the Zambesi were seriously overpopulated with crocs at one time when Mad Bob was in full cry chasing farmers out of Zim. A lot of the croc farms just turned their entire stock loose in the lake and shut up shop.
Accident in he DRC where a baby croc got out of someone's luggage and all the pax headed for the cockpit to escape it. Unrecoverable CofG shift led to the aircraft spearing in I believe.
Kariba and the Zambesi were seriously overpopulated with crocs at one time when Mad Bob was in full cry chasing farmers out of Zim. A lot of the croc farms just turned their entire stock loose in the lake and shut up shop.
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Unrecoverable CofG shift led to the aircraft spearing in I believe.
No, 'craft went in as result of pòor (i.e. Central African) maintenance. Croc story was put about afterwards as a cover story.
No, 'craft went in as result of pòor (i.e. Central African) maintenance. Croc story was put about afterwards as a cover story.
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How did the crocs get up to Mt Hagen?
Tis now a long time ago so I'm not sure it was Mt Hagen I picked up that particular cargo, but from wherever it was, there was a Croc breeding farm.
I flew them to Madang where apparently there was another farm where they were to be 'grown up' and eventually turned into frightfully expensive leather handbags!
Oh, and Crocodile steaks.
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I could do a bit of smithing myself if that avatar of yours comes any closer ALutra. It's 'orrible !!
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admin wrote:Tom do you not know the immense pleasure I derive from being able to demote everyone at the press of a key. This is real power.
Yes, but please, please do not hit the delete key when thinking of some of us you may not like.
('Word Processor of the Gods'')
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Wow! Captain Henry Crun but outranked by 500N and Ex-Ascot.
heyyy - something weird going on - nepotism? - bribery? - playing favourites????
....oh I see - Captain of Industry
heyyy - something weird going on - nepotism? - bribery? - playing favourites????
....oh I see - Captain of Industry
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henry crun wrote:Wow! Captain Henry Crun but outranked by 500N and Ex-Ascot.
heyyy - something weird going on - nepotism? - bribery? - playing favourites????
That's just not fair. It's so... so... so wrong. Therefore I'm going to sit here responding to every post on the entire board with the word "Hi". That should up my post count pretty quickly.
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Not so loud. Discussion of Aunt Mabel's winnings could lead to smiting.