Friday Jokes

[ricardian]

[CharlieOneSix]

I didn't know pheasants could drive....

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[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

[ricardian]

[Slasher]

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[ricardian]

[ricardian]

[ribrash]

The world snooker championship for the colour blind starts in Sheffield today.
The organizers have said the event could take up to two years to complete

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Griffiths is snookered on the brown, which, for those of you watching in black and white, is the ball directly behind the pink.
Ted Lowe

[ian16th]

I well remember watching Pot Black, when we still had a B&W TV.

1 white ball, 1 black ball and 6 shades of grey!

One dare not blink.

[ribrash]

On next week's X Factor, the winner of last year's contest will make a guest appearance.
It's nice of his manager at Burger King to give him the night off for it.

[dubbleyew eight]

a blonde and a brunette were out for a walk one night.
the brunette says to the blonde "what is nearer, Tasmania or the moon?"
blonde looks at her friend in astonishment "well derrrrr, can you see tasmania from here?"

[ricardian]

[ribrash]

Two Muscled Girls were at their gym working out one day.

About halfway through their workout one of the girls turns to the other and with a very serious face says. "I'm really thinking about getting off of steroids."

Second girl sets her weights down, "Why would you do that?"

"Well i'm getting hair in unusual places." Says the first girl blushing.

The second girl touches her chest, "Like hair on your chest?"

First girl frowns, "No, on my balls."

[ricardian]

[Flame Lily FX]

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

[ricardian]

[ribrash]

Two blokes are walking down the street when they spot a blind dog humping a cabbage.

"Poor bugger" says one of the blokes "must have thought it was a collie"

[OFSO]

Yeah Ricardian. Strangled and raped is about the size of it. I'd say "oh" also.

[ricardian]