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Re: Friday Jokes

#2621 Post by ian16th » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:27 pm

I had an invite to a BBQ tonight.

From some guy called Quasimodo.
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#2622 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:10 pm

What time; eight bells?

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#2623 Post by ribrash » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:45 pm

ian16th wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:27 pm
I had an invite to a BBQ tonight.

From some guy called Quasimodo.
He wanted to iron his shirt but he could find his Wok. :ymdevil:
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#2624 Post by ribrash » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:28 am

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
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#2625 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:46 am

I think he's taking the sips

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#2626 Post by Alisoncc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:30 am

Bit like the dyslexic devil worshipper who used to sacrifice chickens to Santa.
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#2627 Post by larsssnowpharter » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:41 am

Or the dyslexic who walks into a bra.

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#2628 Post by ricardian » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:36 pm

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#2629 Post by Sisemen » Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:11 am

Proof that the Pope is an ex-RAF liney!
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#2630 Post by Woody » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:02 pm

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#2631 Post by ricardian » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:49 am

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#2632 Post by ribrash » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:16 am

I wonder what Captain Hooks name was before he lost his hand ?
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#2633 Post by Magnus » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:35 am

Could it have been Bill?

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#2634 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:04 am

Bates. He was a Master before he was a Captain.

Before that, he was just a seaman, who were always called by where they came from, rather than their proper name. He was from Middlesex. Staines I think.


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#2635 Post by Stoneboat » Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:34 pm

A man was admiring a pirate's hook and wooden leg
"How much did they cost?"
"An arm and a leg."

What do Canadian pirates say when they wear their wooden legs in winter?
"Shiver me timbers."

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#2636 Post by ricardian » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:31 pm

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#2637 Post by ricardian » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:57 pm

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#2638 Post by ricardian » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:59 pm

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#2639 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:12 pm

Women say childbirth is the worst pain ever, but it's nothing to a kick in the nuts.
I mean, you often hear women say after a couple of years "I'd like another baby",
but you never a man say "I'd like another kick in the nuts".

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#2640 Post by ricardian » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:51 pm

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