Friday Jokes

[ExSp33db1rd]

Following the "expert" advice

X is the unknown quantity, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.

Does the cap fit ?

[barkingmad]

U P’s post # 5038, nobody seems to have noticed nor commented on the serious disregard for “ElfinSafety.”
I would have thought a forum like O-N full of current and ex aviation professionals would have erupted in horror at the lack of a single properly worn & adjusted safety helmet.
It is obvious that somehow there has been a distraction factor whilst looking at this selection of road users and it sets a bad example to wrinkly cyclists like myself who are trying to maintain standards!

[Boac]

Good spot, BM - and they do not have mudguards - heaven knows how much spatter there would be.

[tango15]

U P’s post # 5038, nobody seems to have noticed nor commented on the serious disregard for “ElfinSafety.”
I would have thought a forum like O-N full of current and ex aviation professionals would have erupted in horror at the lack of a single properly worn & adjusted safety helmet.
It is obvious that somehow there has been a distraction factor whilst looking at this selection of road users and it sets a bad example to wrinkly cyclists like myself who are trying to maintain standards!

However, after looking at this image for about 30 minutes, I realised that each appears to have a foot (or two) on the floor, so it occurs to me that these ladies are being taught to ride, as all young ladies should be.

[Karearea]

[1:35]

[Boac]

these ladies are being taught to ride, as all young ladies should be

- I know many of us have contributed (successfully) to that training

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

A bit of clarification - the medical term for injecting disinfectants is "embalming".

[Capetonian]

[Karearea]

My bank manager rang the other day and said he'd like to talk about my "outstanding balance".

I said, "Thanks - I used to do gymnastics", and hung up.

[Ex-Ascot]

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

[Fliegenmong]

Goodness me Ex!, I think I heard that in about '82! Ha ha...

[Boac]

[unifoxos]

Bit out of date, EA, now it would be :-
'Welcome to Jamaica give me your money'

[Pontius Navigator]

Bit out of date, EA, now it would be :-
'Welcome to Jamaica give me your money'

In contrast, in Grenada, at a beach cafe they had not got their credit card machine working. They trusted us to pop up to the cash machine. "Just up the beach"

We insisted he came with us. It was a mile. Very trusting and so easy to scarper.

[Boac]

Ah - the 'Grenadiers' - lovely folk. Mrs B spent some years of her childhood there with the Colonial Service, and we re-visited a few years back.

[tango15]

Ah - the 'Grenadiers' - lovely folk. Mrs B spent some years of her childhood there with the Colonial Service, and we re-visited a few years back.

I had a very interesting time there when the Cubans were building the new airport and Ronnie decided to 'invade' the island. Never in the field of human conquest...

They are lovely people.

[Woody]

'I can't believe how this virus is pulling this great country together. I'm currently having a water fight with my Man Utd supporting neighbour.

I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil '

[ricardian]

[Pontius Navigator]

Not sure I get that