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Re: Friday Jokes

#10461 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:11 am

One for the teachers of English:

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#10462 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:27 am

Seasonal.

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#10463 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 20, 2023 2:19 pm

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#10464 Post by Woody » Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:10 pm

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#10465 Post by Pinky the pilot » Thu Dec 21, 2023 7:10 am

Oh I dunno, ricardian. I wouldn't have to be drunk to buy oneof those! :D
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#10466 Post by Woody » Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:17 am

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#10467 Post by OFSO » Thu Dec 21, 2023 11:51 am

One branch of my family took BA85 to Vancouver last night. I've forwarded this joke. Onwards to Farter. No that's wrong. Burper ? No, it's Whistler...
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#10468 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Dec 21, 2023 3:49 pm

Pinky the pilot wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 21, 2023 7:10 am
 Oh I dunno, ricardian. I wouldn't have to be drunk to buy oneof those! :D
Problem is finding friend with a tractor to help tow it home.

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#10469 Post by Pinky the pilot » Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:42 am

Problem is finding friend with a tractor to help tow it home.
No problem around here!
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#10470 Post by ricardian » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:38 pm

Handy household hint #96

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#10471 Post by ricardian » Sat Dec 23, 2023 11:07 am

Oh dear!
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#10472 Post by ricardian » Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:04 pm

More seasonal stuff:
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#10473 Post by llondel » Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:20 pm

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#10474 Post by k3k3 » Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:36 pm

The authorities at the Naval Base assured us the nuclear submarines would have no effect on the local sea life, but I discovered this at Torquay harbour last week and now I'm not so sure:
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#10475 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm

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#10476 Post by llondel » Sun Dec 24, 2023 8:17 pm

"Mummy, what's a sopenslay?"
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#10477 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:05 pm

You've heard of elf on a shelf but now we have:
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#10478 Post by k3k3 » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:31 pm

Did one of the characters in the nativity play miss the bus home?
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#10479 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:42 pm

My friend could never understand how the Little Drummer Boy's parents could just send him outside at dead of night to play his drum until my friend's daughter brought a recorder home from school.
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#10480 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:50 pm

Someone didn't pay attention during the arithemetic lessons!
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