Friday Jokes

[Hydromet]

Tempted to buy the 2nd book for daughters. When they were little, D2's name fro D1 was Bumface.

[llondel]

There is a book called Walter the Farting Dog, too. We bought it for our son when he was small. Available via the large river e-tailer if anyone desperately wants a copy.

[ricardian]

The truth is out!

[Woody]

[PHXPhlyer]

I like the way you think.

PP

[FD2]

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[Rwy in Sight]

Useful suggestions actually for a dry February which is nice as it is shorter.

[Archer]

But not as short as it would normally be...

[ricardian]

I was watching a random TV show and this lady was listing all of these things that you could do and they all sounded like a lot of fun.
Then I realised that it was one of the religious channels and she was reading a list of sins.

[ricardian]

Handy hints #996:

[bob2s]

Speaking of spiders.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real- ... fd58eb7363

[PHXPhlyer]

May I suggest a separate Limerick thread?

PP

[Hydromet]

May I suggest a separate Limerick thread?

PP

Old one resurrected.

[EA01]

A friend of mine has a really bad stutter & he was telling us about his Nanna......by the time he had finished we were all singing 'Hey Jude'

[Opsboi]

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Bits
Of
Emergency doors
In
Neighbours'
Gardens

[Archer]

I used to be impressed by the people who took the trouble to use Photoshop or other means to create a humorous image. Now that AI has also taken over this 'industry', part of the joy is missing for me.

Anyway, back to the jokes...

[Woody]

[llondel]

I'm confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

[Archer]

From: https://www.oregonlive.com/opinion/2024 ... fight.html