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True. But vegetarians vegans plant-based dieters I put into one bin: anaemic iron-deficient non-meat eaters.

TPBM couldn’t survive without at least one good pile of animal flesh each week.

Slasher wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:53 pm

True. But vegetarians vegans plant-based dieters I put into one bin: anaemic iron-deficient non-meat eaters.

TPBM couldn’t survive without at least one good pile of animal flesh each week.

Mate my girlfriend is a vegan but I 'd still rather have her on top of me than you!

TPBM misses TOP

No way do I miss TOP,most of what passes for posts these days is done by persons who's flying experience has been carried out in front of their TV.

TPBM makes New Year Resolutions.

Nope. NY resolutions are useless unless they’re followed through with resolute determination. 99% of resolutions go unresoluted after a short time because the resoluter loses resolution after a coupla weeks. End of January latest.

TPBM makes resolutions when and where required and not by a change of calendar.

True, I do decide to do things and try to carry them through. I do have a 100% success rate with my NY resolutions though, I make the same one every year, which is "I resolve to only make one NY resolution this year". That sort of keeps everything in order.

TPBM has already sent all their Christmas cards for this year.

I send mine, but make sure that they contain a picture of a bunny rabbit, due to the post being hit and miss this will double as an Easter card.

TPBM Is hopeless at buying presents for teenager's so just give money and let them sort it out.Problem solved.

True, hopeless at buying gifts for anyone, but have given up buying vouchers as SWMBO hasn't used the bungee jumping or parachuting ones she already has.

TPBM prefers experiences to material things.

I prefer experiences with material ‘things’!

TPBM always says “Merry Christmas!” if only to upset islamics and PC-riddled idiots.

Slasher wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:32 pm

I prefer experiences with material ‘things’!

TPBM always says “Merry Christmas!” if only to upset islamics and PC-riddled idiots.

Nah, more of a 'Bah Humbug' man myself, irrespective of race, colour, creed or political proclivity. Xmas is a silly word really but does sum up the heathen retail orgy in pursuit of the God Mammon the whole festive season thing has become. Christ has long been forgotten in the whole mix sadly.

TPBM worships the God Baʿal

Man I’ll worship anything that puts pussy or money on a pedestal.

TPBM enjoys having nooners, matinee sessions and other afternoon delights.

I'm not telling!

TPBM likes Jelly Babies.

So do I,but I think I need to feed some to my wardrobe to make it fat, as it keeps shrinking my shirts

TPBM looks forward to the traditional Christmas ham,turkey etc.

True - in our case, prawns & oysters, washed down with either a cold beer or white wine. (And its not true what they say about oysters being an aphrodisiac - last time I had a dozen only nine of them worked.)

TPBM believes that music is the food of love.

Nup.....

TPBM Is also feeling a little overwhelmed now that they have offered to 'put on' Christmas this year and the attendant 13 odd close family arriving on the day...

Nope.

TPBM has long given up the annoying duty of having to send stacks of Christmas cards to friends and rellies and receiving stacks of the bloody things in return.

True, I haven't sent a card in years and I think I only get two or three in return each year. Saves having to throw them all out in January and saves a fortune in postage.

TPBM is planning on a quiet Christmas with very few interruptions.

llondel wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 21, 2019 11:18 pm

True, I haven't sent a card in years and I think I only get two or three in return each year. Saves having to throw them all out in January and saves a fortune in postage.

TPBM is planning on a quiet Christmas with very few interruptions.

As always. It never works that way though...

TPBM hates no11

True. Sim destructing outfits don’t recognise Christmas and it’s business as usual.

TPBM has already received their Chrissy prezzies.

Edit: Bugger. Beaten by the Gob!

Edit: Bugger. Beaten by the Gob!

Never mate..

TPBM hates videos..

Dunno, never watched one.

TPBM would rather do than watch.