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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:33 am
by Slasher
4mastacker wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:22 pm
Boac wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:54 pm
"liberalism", distorted by Americans, ............., disregarding the original and correct sense of the word.
What word hasn't suffered the same fate? :D
Yep. Like gay (happy), racist (instutionaliser of prejudice), cock (valve handle or rooster), snatch (take quickly), boob (idiot), wank (terrible), tit (type of bird), etc.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:33 am
by Boac
Fanny?

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:37 am
by ian16th
One of the wisest things that I ever did, besides the health benefits, was that I stopped smoking fags before I made my 1st trip to the USA!

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:37 am
by Boac
Arse/ass

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:39 am
by Ex-Ascot
Just been reading the history of Far Side cartoons. Larson say that he didn't even put this one forward for publication as he knew the editor would reject it. He says it is better if you imagine the sound effect as well.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:11 am
by ExSp33db1rd
Fanny?
Craddock ?

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:25 am
by Slasher

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
by Boac
Technology 0: Humans 1

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:57 pm
by OFSO
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I do wish the Muffalo wouldn't leave left-over food under our bed....

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:03 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 pm
by tcinbg
ExSp33db1rd wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:11 am
Fanny?
Craddock ?
You called?

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:23 am
by Slasher
Boac wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
Technology 0: Humans 1
Luvvit! :-bd

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:18 am
by Slasher
New Yorker: "So where you from pal?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan".
NY: "Say what?"
"Saskatoon Saskatchewan!"
NY: "You obviously don't speak English bud."

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:45 am
by ricardian
Image

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:59 pm
by Woody
Image

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:44 pm
by ricardian
Tom & Jerry - the sequel

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:52 am
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Animal Freedom Day - This is the day when animals are treated like humans, and vice versa.
Contrary to normal practice therefore, the Grand National horse which fell at the last fence whilst leading is now resting in hospital with its leg in a cast, whilst the Prime Minister......

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 12:53 pm
by Magnus
Unashamedly stolen.

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:22 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:26 am
by ricardian