Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 7:37 am
FD2, still, they might try and check out the Liver building
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 3:47 pm
I'm going to try a new wine later made from an anti-diuretic hybrid grape which reduces trips to the loo.Its called Pino-more.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:30 am
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:12 pm
Apologies for aviation content 
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:14 pm
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 7:23 am
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:08 am
OK, took a while 
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:00 am
Good for a chuckle when it sunk in!!
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:52 am
Talk about sinking in---
Said to be Martin Lewis (the 'Financial' Guy) on holiday in the Maldives.
Said to be Martin Lewis (the 'Financial' Guy) on holiday in the Maldives.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:04 am
Mind you, his wife is Lara not Rachel, but it is funny.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:34 pm
In the Maldives you are no more than ten minutes from the nice clean Indian Ocean. Why didn't he jump in to get the mud off before fouling up the bike.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:35 pm
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:42 am
Ricardian - I know I'm getting old, but can you help with with the 'bread' one please?