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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:11 am
by Ex-Ascot
Happy day.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:01 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Pinky the pilot wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2023 9:25 am
Fox3; Misnaming in one way or another is not neccessarily limited to foreign names.

An aquaintance of mine was named Vivian. In the RAAF, his nickname was 'Jack.'

'What, Vivian James *******' I asked?

'No, Vivian Desmond *******' he replied.
Lost me....

Mind you, Mr and Mrs Thomas and their son John
Or
Mr and Mrs Bennent and their son Gordon.
Both on the squadron

Or the in laws Mr Michael **** and his son Michael aka Baby M. Still Baby M 40 years later despite Mrs Michael using Husband Michael and () Son Michael.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 3:50 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Lost me....

Me too...

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 4:45 pm
by Ex-Ascot
PHXPhlyer wrote:
Mon Feb 20, 2023 3:50 pm
Lost me....

Me too...

PP
And me anyway this is an easy one.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 6:05 pm
by Woody

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:21 am
by Pinky the pilot
Pinky the pilot wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 16, 2023 7:55 pm
Fox3; Misnaming in one way or another is not neccessarily limited to foreign names.

An aquaintance of mine was named Vivian. In the RAAF, his nickname was 'Jack.'

'What, Vivian James *******' I asked?

'No, Vivian Desmond *******' he replied.

Lost me....
Struth you blokes!!! 8-|

The first two names were Vivian Desmond (surname) *******

VD *******

therefore, Jack

Got it now????

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:28 am
by Pontius Navigator
Not really Bruce.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:29 am
by Pontius Navigator
I see Twitter and Facebook are trying to follow the Ops Normal lead.

No advertising subscription model.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 12:55 pm
by Woody
Pontius Navigator wrote:
Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:28 am
Not really Bruce.
Surely this will help the penny drop :)


Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:01 pm
by Pontius Navigator
I lasted 23 13 seconds, so no help there.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 6:52 pm
by FD2
Here you are PN. I'm sure you'll grow to love them. ;))) :YMPARTY:

https://www.fuzzfaced.net/ac-dc-the-jack-meaning.html

So we get V.D. Clap...

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:44 am
by Pinky the pilot
Actually, a small apology to all who didn't get it. I should have explained that 'the jack' is an Aussie term for VD.

Ok now? :D

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:48 am
by Hydromet
As the old warning posters used to say, "Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?", to which some wit would inevitably add "How do you make it last 5 minutes?"

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:01 am
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
..includes the pizza/cigarette/beer afterwards!

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:52 am
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:51 am
by ricardian
Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days.
Or "Snickers" as they are now called.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:34 pm
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:42 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Woody wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:34 pm
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Awaiting Fox3's insights. :D

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:17 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
How Canadians are nice to the World

If you exported it to us, we use the units you do.
If we export it to you, it's marked in the units you use.
If you asked our Federal Government to measure in those units, we do.
We speak the way our nearest neighbours do, we write the way the people we get most books from do.
Every nation randomly throws in French words; it has some caché, a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Hockey rinks and equipment are measured in feet and inches, beer is served in pints. Nothing else really matters to us. :D

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:26 pm
by llondel
Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:17 pm
Hockey rinks and equipment are measured in feet and inches, beer is served in pints. Nothing else really matters to us. :D
But are they proper pints or those weedy American ones?