Fox3; Misnaming in one way or another is not neccessarily limited to foreign names.
An aquaintance of mine was named Vivian. In the RAAF, his nickname was 'Jack.'
'What, Vivian James *******' I asked?
'No, Vivian Desmond *******' he replied.
Lost me....
Mind you, Mr and Mrs Thomas and their son John
Or
Mr and Mrs Bennent and their son Gordon.
Both on the squadron
Or the in laws Mr Michael **** and his son Michael aka Baby M. Still Baby M 40 years later despite Mrs Michael using Husband Michael and () Son Michael.
Actually, a small apology to all who didn't get it. I should have explained that 'the jack' is an Aussie term for VD.
Ok now?
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:48 am
by Hydromet
As the old warning posters used to say, "Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?", to which some wit would inevitably add "How do you make it last 5 minutes?"
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:01 am
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
..includes the pizza/cigarette/beer afterwards!
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:52 am
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:51 am
by ricardian
Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days.
Or "Snickers" as they are now called.
If you exported it to us, we use the units you do.
If we export it to you, it's marked in the units you use.
If you asked our Federal Government to measure in those units, we do.
We speak the way our nearest neighbours do, we write the way the people we get most books from do.
Every nation randomly throws in French words; it has some caché, a certain je ne sais quoi.
Hockey rinks and equipment are measured in feet and inches, beer is served in pints. Nothing else really matters to us.