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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 8:22 am
by Hydromet
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 1:31 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Another one.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 4:27 am
by Rwy in Sight
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 10:16 am
by ricardian
Julie Andrews has announced that she will no longer endorse cheap lipstick because it crumbles too easily and it makes her breath smell.
She explained, "These super colour fragile lipsticks give me halitosis."
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 11:34 am
by ricardian
Handy hint #96:
Do not ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 1:24 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Instead, Ask her why she hasn't already finished both jobs.
This series of Handy Hints is sponsored by Mac's Physiotherapy and Johnson's Funeral Parlour.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 8:47 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 8:53 pm
by G-CPTN
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:15 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Especially if it's a case of Night Fever.
PP
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:19 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Bet he looks good in a white jacket
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 12:24 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Woody wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
Oh dear, my SOH monitor battery must be flat again
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 1:57 pm
by Wodrick
Woody wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
Ha,Ha,Ha etc .................
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 10:41 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
2-for-1
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 12:16 pm
by Woody
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 3:30 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Here we go.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm
by G-CPTN
Ducks?
Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see
Anatidae
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 9:43 pm
by ricardian
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:29 am
by Ex-Ascot
G-CPTN wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm
Ducks?
Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see
Anatidae
Sorry G-CPTN I didn't look very closely. So let's have another from my collection. I will check the name.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 am
by Hydromet
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