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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 8:22 am
by Hydromet
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 1:31 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Another one.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 4:27 am
by Rwy in Sight

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 10:16 am
by ricardian
Julie Andrews has announced that she will no longer endorse cheap lipstick because it crumbles too easily and it makes her breath smell.
She explained, "These super colour fragile lipsticks give me halitosis."

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 11:34 am
by ricardian
Handy hint #96:
Do not ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 1:24 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Instead, Ask her why she hasn't already finished both jobs.

This series of Handy Hints is sponsored by Mac's Physiotherapy and Johnson's Funeral Parlour.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 8:47 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 8:53 pm
by G-CPTN
:YMAPPLAUSE:

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:15 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Especially if it's a case of Night Fever. :))

PP

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Thu May 04, 2023 9:19 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Bet he looks good in a white jacket ;)))

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 12:24 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Woody wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
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Oh dear, my SOH monitor battery must be flat again

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 1:57 pm
by Wodrick
Woody wrote:
Thu May 04, 2023 9:10 pm
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Ha,Ha,Ha etc .................

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 10:41 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
2-for-1


Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 12:16 pm
by Woody
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Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 3:30 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Here we go.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm
by G-CPTN
Ducks?

Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see Anatidae

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 9:43 pm
by ricardian

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 7:29 am
by Ex-Ascot
G-CPTN wrote:
Mon May 08, 2023 6:23 pm
Ducks?

Strange-shaped bills (beaks for those not ornithologically inclined) see Anatidae
Sorry G-CPTN I didn't look very closely. So let's have another from my collection. I will check the name.

Re: Friday Jokes

Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 12:33 am
by Hydromet
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