How To Stay Young

[Tom Joad]

Interesting programme on the BBC at the moment - examining the latest studies into the ageing process. It starts off with a simple test as an indicator as to your likely longevity - the sit and rise test. Basically you stand upright and cross your legs lowering yourself into a seated position (bum on ground). Without using arms, hands knees etc to support, you then stand upright again keeping the legs crossed and no support. Perfect score of 10 if you can sit and rise unaided, point deducted for each point of support with a hand, 2 points with knees. Go on give it a go - don't hurt yourself.

Tom


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b076zf93/how-to-stay-young-episode-1

[compo]

Bugger that! Does it say how to regain lost youth?

[Alisoncc]

Bugger that! Does it say how to regain lost youth?

No, Compo. But as a suggestion get a nubile 18 year old female in a state of undress to assist you in the test. Understand this can significantly improve your score, but not necessarily your longevity.

Alison

[compo]

Recent photo Alison

[Chuks]

I tried that, crashing my TR-3 two days before my 22nd birthday. It didn't work out so that now I am old!

We had a guy who wanted to stay young, or at least not to grow old. He managed that trick with a CFIT in his Twotter.

[ExSp33db1rd]

Christ ! I couldn't even do that when I WAS young !

[unifoxos]

Or even just this bit:-

Basically you stand upright and cross your legs

[Slasher]

How to stay young when one is in the geriatric stage of life?

Stick to shagging younger women if you got the loot, and
the closer you get to the grave the less you care how much
she/they overuses your credit card(s).

Compo's on the same page...



However in my case it'll be a la Bruce Forsyth...

[MoreAviation]

As Spike Milligan,when asked what the secret to eternal life was, simply said "keep breathing"! Of course longevity is not youth as such. At the risk of being maudlin I would say that the secret of how to stay young is to either die young or never allowing young thinking to die in one's dotage!

Live fast and die (or should that be dye) blond... ?

MA

[Slasher]

MA that's true, but one's parts age at different rates. For example I have the mind
of a 30 year old, the torso of a 55er, and a dick that never went beyond 18.

[MoreAviation]

and a dick that never went beyond 18.

Slasher, my dick tells me I am 18 every day but that's not what the rest of my bodily chorus says!

Of course if you are referring to inches then all I can do is shuffle away, full of angst at my insufficiency!

MA

[Slasher]

Slasher, my dick tells me I am 18 every day but that's not what the rest of my bodily chorus says!

Of course MA. I would take the above as an axiom. But my 30yo mind has learnt (unfortunately)
to temper the impetuosities of my 18yo dick - but of course will never fully overcome and rule it.

[sigh]....The eternal war between one's penis and one's brain. Cue for a Flame Lily flame?

[Flame Lily FX]

....my 18yo dick......

[sigh]....The eternal war between one's penis and one's brain....

Dude, stop! STOP! You're killing me!!

[A Lutra Continua]

How to Stay Young

Eat a bullet before all the shit catches up with you.

[Flame Lily FX]

All social security and health services should be withdrawn once the person has reached 75. After that every day is a bonus and people should not be kept bed-ridden any time.

[Slasher]

All social security and health services should be withdrawn once the person has reached 75.

Well who the hell's gonna pay the full-time nurse who'll assist me in mounting my future buxom 22yo girlfriends then?

[Hydromet]

Dunno about you, Slash, but in my case I expect the buxom 22 year olds will continue to do so.

[500N]

All social security and health services should be withdrawn once the person has reached 75.

Well who the hell's gonna pay the full-time nurse who'll assist me in mounting my future buxom 22yo girlfriends then?

Why do you have to mount them, save your strength and get them to mount you


Works with 32 years old's but she isn't what you would call buxom (Slasher, not in your league )

[Slasher]

Why do you have to mount them, save your strength and get them to mount you

Well yeh... but then there won't be any pretty nurse sitting there watching my performance!