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And happies from Jim, out on the late shift again.
Hope today was a great one!

Happies, Mrs Ex-A!

Mrs Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:47 am

Slasher fun limericks

Limericks? It was pure poetry my dear...worthy of the likes of the great laureates such as Lord Alfred Tennyson and Cecil Day Lewis.

Now this is a limerick.

TS we hear is fifty four
And 55 is just next door.
No doubt she will drink
And edge to the brink
Of falling all over the floor.

Ex-A will drag her up from the deck
And give her a wobbly drunken peck.
The crocs will all laugh
As she starts to barf
And the hippos will go "Aw heck!"

The birthday candles will then be lit
And TS will try to stand up a bit.
But attempting to blow
Them all in one go
Will cause her Ex-A quite a fit.

For the breath of Ms Ascot
Holds booze quite a lot.
The cake will catch fire
Like a funeral pyre
And be seen for miles in the Bot.

After he calls her rude names
Ex-A will douse all the flames.
"I'm sorry TS
My darling Princess....
I cannot cope with these games!"

The hippos will all have a giggle
The crocs will slink off and just wriggle.
The remains of the Squiff
All charred and burnt stiff
Her rudder adrift and a'jiggle.

Thus endeth the party of Maun
- Fifty four years since born.
Come her birthday next year
Poor Ex-A I do fear
Will be mending the Squiff in the morn!

Thank you all for your greetings and Slasher for the limericks

I had a very pleasant day and didn't imbibe enough to go splat!

But I did sleep very well last night......

A hit tip and a happy Birthday to the originator of my favourite music thread at both TOP and here, and a very nice lady, CityofFlight, who I hope is alive, well, happy and prosperous in Seattle.

I see that she appears to share the same Birthday as Pink the Pilot previously of this parish too. Happy Birthday to him wherever he may be.

Caco

HAPPY BIRTHDAT SPEEDY1 from the Ex-Ascots

Many Happies Speedy Alison

Have a good day ExSp33d. Good innings so far. What...84 not out?

Happy Birthday ExSp33db1rd.

I see that your age is a semiperfect number, being thrice a perfect number. 84 = 3 * 28, where 28 is a perfect number, that is the sum of its proper positive divisors apart from itself (1 + 2+ 7 + 14 = 28) * 3 = 84.


Thrice perfection should be good enough for any man methinks...


May you have many more perfect years.


Caco

Congratulations ExSp33dbird

Happy Birthday Speedy!

All the best Capt ExSp33db1rd sir. May your life be as carefree and boozy as nightstops were at La Pirogue on Mauritius.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes - my best present was the return of Mrs. ExS to the fold after I had to return ahead of her from our sojourn in the US of A , despite the fact that the NZ equiv. of the TSA robbed her of my intended birthday present, but that's another story! !

Just seen this thread, happy birthday, Speedy!!! Many happy returns...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FOX3! from the Ex-Ascots

Happy Birthday Mr Fox .

Have a good one FOX3.

Happy Birthday Fox3