Seismologists, police, fire and paramedics who were called by several local inhabitants to Chipping Norton this evening after reports of "violent vibrations" and sounds like a "giant groaning with laughter" were reassured when the cause was found to be the inhabitant of the guest suit at ******* rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach, while laughing "uncontrollably" and kicking his legs in the air. The vibrations are predicted to reach new levels when Tuesday's edition of the "Daily Mail" is delivered to the house.
Senior staff at the BBC were reported to be "not amused".