The Person Below Me...

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

Totally wrong!

One of the reasons Ex-Ascot married me was because I hate shopping.

TPBM prefers to shop on line.

[Octopussy2]

False! I quite like a wander around the shops. Under certain conditions, obviously, including: 1. I am not accompanied by my children, 2. I am not in Switzerland, 3. I am not Christmas shopping and 4. there is a reasonable prospect of recovering somewhere nice mid-way through (that bar in Selfridges, for example).

[probes]

TPAM forgot to mention that TPPN has woken up finally. Just before going to sleep again, incidentally.


TPBM is considerate and kind-hearted.


(Mrs. Ex-Ascot - too bad he got you first, I would have qualified as well! But, as he did, you and me could start an anti-shoppers party, maybe? I mean, if it's rainy outside and nothing else to do, I could walk around and observe people and items, but if I really need something, it's total PIA).

[Slasher]

Oh that is so bloody true of me Probes!

TPBM fully agrees too!

[Hydromet]

Absolutely!
TPBM hates people who say 'absolutely' when they mean 'yes'.

[probes]

Absolutely wrong. I mean, what could be more absolute than that?

TPBM prefers Absolut.



P.S yes, Slash, I know, I know...

[Fliegenmong]

No, prefers 'Finlandia' actually.....

TPBM is a teetotaler (?)

[Hydromet]

Totally untrue.
TPBM likes a beer on a hot day.

[Slasher]

True - and on a cold day too.
TPBM appreciates a good sh!t more than a good shag.

[Fliegenmong]

No!!!, most certainly not!!!...

TPBM Still appreciates a good shag more than a good bowel movement!

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

True

I hope that the TPBM agrees

[Slasher]

I agree TS. Actually...er...I'll just take your word for it!

TPBM looks at the stools before flushing after a good crap.

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

False ; Only the Germans do look. ...hence the flat shelf on German loos!

TPBM is not German and does not look at his /her poo !

[Slasher]

His / her? True. And I don't look at her poo either!

TPBM has a simple dunny with no shelf.

[A Lutra Continua]

Troo dat. Still check out my logs for stowaways though. The perils of living and working in the wild places.


TPBM enjoys a good rummage and scratch around their toilet bits when no one is watching.

[Hydromet]

False. What's gone is gone.
TPBM has gone into pre-Christmas shock.

[Fliegenmong]

Yeah....I have....so close and i have no idea what to get!!

A very particular piece of furniture for Mrs Fliegs...is an absolute must......mostly to do with hanging scarves on!....must be timber and painted white.....OK !

TPBM is also running out of time coming to christmas shopping??

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

Absolutely FALSE!

NO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING OR CARDS OR JINGLE BELLS! !!!

Just ops normal here this month.

TPBM is not Santa Claus or a reindeer called Rudolf.

[Hydromet]

True. Nor am I the Christmas tree fairy.
TPBM will be glad when it's all over.

[Alisoncc]

An advantage of living in the northern hemisphere is that you can hibernate until it's all over.

TPBM probably hibernates all year round.