The Person Below Me...

[Slasher]

Not really as I don’t care to be honest.

TPBM prefers watching cricket or men’s golf to tennis or ‘Up There Kazaley!’ type foo’ball.

[Fliegenmong]

I reckon court hire rockets during the Aust. Open!

No don't get the VFL thing...you get points for missing!...Remember SIL was over once for the Grand Final. I got up, went to the beach had a walk, surf, came home and it was still on! FFS! Cricket....if it is 2 overs to get 14 runs or something, ok, otherwise no. And teh Golf just reminds me how poor I am at it! Too much mens tennis is over too fast. At least Womens tennis can have a good rally (?)

And besides Slash, what's not to like about two sweaty women grunting at each other?

TPBM can remember watching 'Pot Black' on TV and thinking now, how boring that was! Ha ha

[Hydromet]

Pot black, with whispering Ted Lowe, was more interesting than the effing tennis any day. Mrs was at the tennis all day. After she came home I took the dog for a walk, when I came home, what was she watching on TV? More effing tennis!

If TPBM never sees another game of tennis it will be too soon.

[Slasher]

I enjoyed watching tennis back in the Ken Rosewall days but not much now. Women’s tennis yes depending on the tits legs and arse of at least one competitoress. Couldn’t care less about scores.

TPBM has a large noticeable black thingy under his big toe after accidently dropping a heavyish glass of grog on it recently while wearing thongs (the open slip-on sandals type) at the time.

[Fliegenmong]

No, but I'm almost surprised I do not!

TPBM, has also not left their suburb for almost 2 weeeks....it's taken me 2 hours to raise the courage to leave the house for the last 2 weeks & and that is only to go 500m to the shops!.....Such is Christmas and the joy of being "at Home"

[bob2s]

Ah,the joy of laying around,only trouble is I will need to go up one size in wardrobe!

TPBM has no difficulty in maintaining their weight.

[Hydromet]

True, my weight has changed only slightly since I left school nearly 60 years ago.
It's just in different places.

TPBM has the body of a Greek God.

[Slasher]

No but me missus has the body of a Greek Goddess mixed with Asian face and titty. The latter luckily being unracially bigger.

TPBM puts on a kilo just by watching someone else eat.

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

I can't blame weight gain on watching other people eat; I'm too busy drinking beer.

TPBM doesn't understand why Weight Watchers had to change their name to WW. Or have they been taken over by a certain person from BA?

[Slasher]

Never had anything to do with Weight Watchers. Me missus is the one who watches my weight (girth) and diets me accordingly.

TPBM can pass the pinch test.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Never had anything to do with Weight Watchers. Me missus is the one who watches my weight (girth) and diets me accordingly.

TPBM can pass the pinch test.

Nah, not any more, you pinch me and I'll punch you...

TPBM has run 20 marathons, or more, like I have... (he said modestly)...

[Slasher]

I’ve never run 42km in a single shot. But I did win the 400m event in high school Form V during an inter-school comp once.

TPBM can’t run for sh!t anymore (or just can’t be bothered).

[TheGreenGoblin]

I’ve never run 42km in a single shot. But I did win the 400m event in high school Form V during an inter-school comp once.

TPBM can’t run for sh!t anymore (or just can’t be bothered).

Am back in training but on a bike, which I also used to ride on long trips (+- 1000 Kilometers) on a distant continent.

TPBM is looking to run on another continent?

[Slasher]

Yeh. Singapore. Dunno if it qualifies as a continent though.

TPBM knows it’s 1.17am in Blighty right now and wonders who’s be still up posting at this hour?

[TheGreenGoblin]

Yeh. Singapore. Dunno if it qualifies as a continent though.

TPBM knows it’s 1.17am in Blighty right now and wonders who’s be still up posting at this hour?

Depends where you are mate as you say and whether or not you have a damned signal..

TPBM
Would love to hear a signal from this star...

[Slasher]

Nah. Wish I had’ve got a signal from this star though!

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TPBM hasn’t got a flamin’ clue who this woman is.

[Fliegenmong]

True...no idea...

TPBM suspects that if she tripped over face first she'd 'bounce' back to her feet!

[Hydromet]

True, but she has a very hard looking face. Sorry Slash, I know you hadn't noticed.

TPBM believes that eye contact is important in making first impressions.

[Slasher]

True. The first time her eyes see me as I introduce myself to her boobs accidentally on purpose.

(I’m sure Gob will know who the lady is! )

TPBM believes a firm handshake is important in making first impressions to another bloke.

[Fliegenmong]

Absolutely!, weak insipid handshakes are freaking awful!! Actually makes you feel slightly nauseous....That said I once made the acquaintance of a CX 777 chap whose handshake nearly required corrective surgery afterwards. That was the other end of the spectrum...silly really to be so 'Macho' you feel the need to break someones hand, come across as a real w@nker!

TPBM has also known how 'fun' it is to have given up ciggys, but rejoices now in the freedom!