The Person Below Me...

[Slasher]

I'm a bit like Pulp Fiction in reverse - it's me who buys the first crappy coffee bottle I see, but it was the upstairs maid back in the Gulf and the missus here who buy the good stuff.

TPBM is well aware that women know how to shop effectively at the market, and that men don't because it's not in their genes.

[Hydromet]

True. Women shop whenever there's an opportunity, and need a reason to have sex. With men, it's the other way round.

TPBM understands women perfectly (and is a liar).

[Slasher]

False (and false).

TPBM couldn't be bothered doing anything useful today except breathe.

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

Almost true, I have been a bit of a slob today but did prepare a delish lunch of broccoli and tomato pasta bake . And I have just prepared the cannelli bean patties which will be shallow fried and served with pitta bread,sliced tomato and tomato ketchup.

TPBM wishes that I had posted the above on the "what's for tea ma? 'thread.

[Slasher]

Not at all TS! In fact there was a spate of planned dinneries posted in the hallowed halls of TRABB recently.

TPBM sleeps with a night light on.

[Fliegenmong]

No...prefer as dark as possible...though the phone charging emits a faint glow...

TPBM has also discovered that Humpback whale song playing gently helps put them to sleep....(works for me I'm loving it! While the phone charges it runs an 'app' for 1,2 3 or 4 hours playing whale music...it's lovely)

[Slasher]

Nope. Can't stand any kind of racket whatsoever. I was born in the "shh-the-baby's-asleep" era.

TPBM is into Feng Shui.

[Sisemen]

Never heard of the woman! And even if I have then the kid’s not mine.

TPBM has a guilty aviation related secret.

[Hydromet]

Only if it involves the woman I was sitting next to on a flight, a long time ago...

TPBM has an excellent memory that only fails at convenient times.

[llondel]

I like beer.

TPBM is walking with a limp.

[Fliegenmong]

Only when I park in a disabled spot


TPBM also enjoys pickled fish...

[Slasher]

Yuck!

TPBM doesn't like to eat certain foods that everybody else seems to enjoy.

[Cacophonix]

Yuck!

TPBM doesn't like to eat certain foods that everybody else seems to enjoy.

I'll eat anything, including locusts and pickled fish (comes from living in a big family, picky eaters starved)!


TPBM likes broccoli, Beethoven and boobs.

Caco

[Slasher]

Broccoli - nope, beethoven - meh, boobs - do I need answer?

TPBM can only eat broccoli or yucky brussel sprouts mixed in with yummy stuff.

[Fliegenmong]

I like Broccoli & Brussel Sprouts (Brussel Sprouts only in winter).....when they are sauteed with diced bacon and onions....so yes...enjoy them like that ....I also like raw Broccoli when shopped up finely in a salad.

TPBM has also had an absolute gutful of 'PC' rubbish gone too far!!

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

True, especially when it comes to the name of a sandwich! And the name of paper tissues!

TPBM likes watching goldfish if they are sitting in a waiting room nervously awaiting a dentists appointment.

[Slasher]

I've never seen goldfish in any tooth doctor's waiting room. Only boring outdated magazines and the odd newspaper.

TPBM doesn't keep aquatic pets.

[Hydromet]

True, apart from a dog who loves a swim (or even a bath!)

TPBM Doesn't want a pet that is smarter than them.

[4mastacker]

I find that a cardboard cut-out meets that requirement.

TPBM forgot to flush this morning.

[larsssnowpharter]

If solid, one flushes; if liquid one does not much to the disgust of Señora Larss.

TPBM has a preference for showers rather than a bath.