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Re: Friday Jokes

#2241 Post by Slasher » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:52 pm

ricardian wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:13 pm
Yes, 78 for old-style shellac disks, 45 for EP disks, 33-1/3 for LPs and 16-2/3 for speech disks
Ah...so 16 and 2/3rds was for speech? No wonder I never saw vinyl for that speed. Thanks Ric. A mystery for over 50 years finally cleared up! :)

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2242 Post by ian16th » Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:08 pm

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Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:52 pm
ricardian wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:13 pm
Yes, 78 for old-style shellac disks, 45 for EP disks, 33-1/3 for LPs and 16-2/3 for speech disks
Ah...so 16 and 2/3rds was for speech? No wonder I never saw vinyl for that speed. Thanks Ric. A mystery for over 50 years finally cleared up! :)
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2243 Post by G-CPTN » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:22 pm

ian16th wrote:
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It was used for 'Talking B**ks'.

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#2244 Post by ricardian » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:29 pm

The Victorians did have a sense of humour!


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#2245 Post by probes » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:40 pm

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#2246 Post by Capetonian » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:48 pm

I know this is cruel but I couldn't resist. A female friend of ours who you would kick out of bed on a wet Saturday night, which it was, was coming round for dinner last night and I asked a mate of mine if he wanted to join us as he was bored.

He said he'd rather stay at home on his own and file his nails .............

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His reply, after he'd realised it was a joke, wasn't repeatable here!

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#2247 Post by Slasher » Sun Jan 20, 2019 2:17 pm

Cape you're a very cruel evil man! =))

Must admit that pic you dug up is VERY nice indeed! 😜

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#2248 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 21, 2019 1:37 am

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#2249 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:59 pm

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#2250 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:20 pm

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#2251 Post by ribrash » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:24 pm

When a girl acts all shy but she's seen more Japs eyes than a Nissan wing mirror.

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#2252 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:37 pm

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#2253 Post by Woody » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:01 pm

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#2254 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:05 pm

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2255 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:20 am

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#2256 Post by ribrash » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:03 pm

Not suggesting Theresa May is a poor negotiator, but I believe she’s just paid full price for a sofa at DFS

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#2257 Post by ricardian » Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:34 pm

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#2258 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:25 am

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Re: Friday Jokes

#2259 Post by Fliegenmong » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:58 am

Ricardian!! ...#2255 Ha ha ha ha
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Re: Friday Jokes

#2260 Post by ricardian » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:13 am

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