Friday Jokes

[ricardian]

One for the railway enthusiasts

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

How to frighten the New Generation:
Put them in a room with a rotary dial phone, a TV with no remote and an analogue watch.
Leave them the instructions for use - written in cursive script.

[Capetonian]

And a notepad and fountain pen, or a typewriter.

[ricardian]

One for ex-Ascot

[Sisemen]

He’s a sergeant. He must know what he’s doing. They don’t promote eejits. Do they???

[ricardian]

Nearing "that" time of year again

[Ex-Ascot]

One for ex-Ascot

Yes that would have been me if they had got me to wear it. On air raids on Tacivals I used to go to my office and lock the door. On a Tacival just before I retired the boss stood me down as apparently I was a bad influence on the junior officers.

[ricardian]

[Pontius Navigator]

One for ex-Ascot

Yes that would have been me if they had got me to wear it. On air raids on Tacivals I used to go to my office and lock the door. On a Tacival just before I retired the boss stood me down as apparently I was a bad influence on the junior officers.

Practice bleeding.

I took a short cut through the wire one day, reported the breach to go guard commander so he could guard or block it. Instead igit reports me for not playing the game.

[ricardian]

Dogs are only human

[ribrash]

I used to play the Triangle in a reggae band but left because it was one ting after another.

[bob2s]

If anyone would like to come to my place and discuss why my stuff keeps getting stolen, my door is always open.

[ricardian]

Wolves are very brave but they are NOT stupid!

[ricardian]

[ribrash]

[Slasher]

[ahem]...I hear that’s true.

[Woody]

[ahem]...I hear that’s true.

[ricardian]

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[ricardian]

An unexpected consequence of successful medical research