Friday Jokes

[Tall Bird]

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[ricardian]

Defiance

[Fliegenmong]

Maybe it should be sick joke thread?

[Fliegenmong]

Actually there are about 38,564 people you can't joke about in Australia anymore....everyone is offended by anything to the point of ridiculous PC correctness.

[Slasher]

No doubt true Fliegs, but you can joke about ‘em here!

[ricardian]

Be careful in the woods!

[ricardian]

Can you see it?

[Fliegenmong]

um.....no...

[Slasher]

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[ricardian]

Three little pigs walk into a restaurant and sit at a table. After a few minutes looking at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.
“I’ll start with some chips and salsa,” the first pig replies.
“I will begin with some mozzarella sticks,” the second pig says.
“Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.
They receive their food and begin digging in. Before long they decide to order their main dishes so they call the waiter over who asks the pigs what they want to order.
“Hmmm, I’ll have a double cheeseburger, no onions,” replies the first pig.
“I will have a dish of macaroni and cheese,” says the second pig.
“Water, lots and lots of water,” the third pig replies.
The pigs get their food and devour everything given to them. They decide they want to order dessert and flag the waiter down. The waiter asks the pigs what they want for dessert.
“I’ll have a slice of cheesecake,” says the first pig.
“Gimme a bowl of soft-serve chocolate ice cream,” says the second pig.
“Water, lots and lots of water,” replies the third pig.
They get their dessert along with the bill for their food. The waiter, quite puzzled, asks the third pig, “Why did you only order water this evening?”
The third pig replied, “Well one of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home!”

[Karearea]

My New Year's resolution is that I am no longer going to ask rhetorical questions. What's the point?

[Fliegenmong]

......#4206....still can't see it ....

[Slasher]

2 black profile faces looking at each other above the cow’s nose Fliegs. The one on the right looks blokish.

A good example of pattern detection instinctive to us talking monkeys.

[Fliegenmong]

Saw it straight away then, thanks Slash..

[Slasher]

Where would you be without me Fliegs?

I dare say with much higher moral standards towards the fairer sex!

[Fliegenmong]

Im terrible at facial recognition, and remembering names...maybe that has something to do with it...?

[Slasher]

I’ll send you a pic of me and one of a bar of soap mate. If you can distinguish between both all is not lost!

Just remember the soap’s name isn’t mine.

[Hydromet]

Ricardian, I trust the waiter served the third little pig bore water.

[Fliegenmong]

On more than one occasian you've made me smile with your wit Hydro!

[Hydromet]

On more than one occasian you've made me smile with your wit Hydro!

Probably with the same joke.